note: the edited images and rude posts from the flab3 wiki were created by Angryswan and not Nigel. they were copied from there and posted here.

2018 already! 

January 1

weird flab3

ft Darkknight, Corne, Blueflame, Sparkle,

January 1 2018
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Nigel met dark a city1 where some bird was spamming as usual. they went to city5, where he asked what the spam was about. dark claimed it was a "weird hater", before leaving for a few minutes. when she got back, she claimed she had possibly made a mistake regarding Ace, who had recently returned. Nigel decided it would probably be fine, but dark pointed out that she hadent checked it it was a clone or not. Nigel asked what "Ace" acted like, so she told him he acted like ace. he had apperantly been trying to get back to flab3, and had eventually succeeded by stealing his older brother's pc. he had the name Toxic devil when dark met him.

after discussing ace, Blueflame showed up and wished them all a happy new year, while dark told them about a move called "black panther", which she was looking forward to seeing. she asked Nigel if he had a cinema on the island that he lived on, so he told her that they did, claiming "its not that tiny!". dark told him the movie would be out in February, so Nigel said he would try and see it when it came out.

Memo can

the memo can.

Cornegem then joined them, but claimed "I'll go" for some reason and left. dark started telling Nigel about some hack that she had created, claiming that it teleported you to the ground without killing you(nice to know..). apparently if you went up very high as an eagle then clicked some button, it would teleport you back to the ground. she also discovered some crazy hack that made your bird do the "Twig animation" but didn't give twigs. she claimed it was super weird but funny as hell at the same time.


Nigel then left for a minute, and when he got back he claimed his wifi was acting up again. dark said that hers was as well, so nigel told her that he swore that FLab3 was cursed. as soon as he had gotten back on flab3, his internet had started acting weird again - as soon as he left flab3, it died for an hour. dark had the same problems. also, if he didn't go on flab3 for days, then the internet fixed itself. dark then changed the subject an claimed that Nazli had shown up again. she had seen her at city1 earlier that day. some bird named "Memo can" showed up, so Nigel asked what on earth his name was supposed to mean. dark started fighting it, after telling Nigel about how annoying Babyhawk had been recently. once it was dead, so Nigel asked what a "memo can' was. Dark guessed "fish can?" while Nigel said "the names on this game...". dark told him that she had seen some bird named "fuq me plz" earlier, while Nigel told her about the "meowing potato" dude. Nigel told her about the time some bird named themselves "f***mehard", and, well, lived up to her name. dark claimed that someone had named themselves "sex with famous"(haha poor him), and told him also that Babyhawk was now trying to be her bf. Nigel was sure the baby hawk already had a gf, but dark claimed that he still followed her around asking, and also asked if she loved famous youtuber. dark told him that she hated hawk now, so Nigel said that he did get annoying sometimes, like Ebony.

Nigel's nest that he had made then died, for he hadn't gotten twigs for it or anything, so dark mourned it, claiming "r.i.p Nigel's nest, died at the age of 5 minutes.." they then chatted about the weird names again, Nigel telling her about Bluecowgomoo, dark calling them "Weirdos". Nigel claimed "meowing potato's still the best"

after that they discussed Pigeonbee's plan to "own" flab3. she had somehow actually got gamevial to reply to her on discord, an was possibly going to be granted ownership of the servers. Nigel hadn't been to pleased with Pigeon possibly owning it, along with Kingslayer, who had claimed that he didn't want the game to be ran by "one of their own". dark on the other hand was over joyed with it, claiming she would "be down on her knees" if Pigeon saved flab3. Nigel claimed "ya.. not me, she's so annoying.." but was cut off when some Noname showed up. while Nigel questioned the no name about its identity, Dark claimed that she lived for flab3. Nigel said he did too, but wasn't too happy with pigeon running it. the no name finally spoke up and told them that she was sparkle, dark and Nigel's friend from before flab3 shut down. they chatted for a bit, dark trying to convince sparkle to not be a no name. she told her "be yourself', so sparkle claimed "I'm nn thats who I am".

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"can I stay."

corne then

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"I can't help you"

returned, and asked if he could stay. corne said hi to sparkle, calling her by her name, so Nigel asked how corne knew who sparkle was. Corne didn't answer, only saying "hud", while dark showed them all her float hack(I think thats what its called?). sparkle asked if anyone had seen her Blackwolfghost, so Nigel told her she had been around about a week ago. Corne then told dark that he couldn't make her stand still in the air, for her hack didn't allow her to, so she told him that she knew he couldn't. Nigel said "good to know corne" while dark said "you made my day!". Nigel claimed "he's so helpful" "he deserves an award", and dark agreed, before sarcastically saying "my life is complete thanks to corne" while making a sad face. she then claimed that she wasn't sad, but confused, so Nigel said that he was confused as well. corn stood infront of them in mid air, and started struggling to stay still, so Nigel asked what the heck he was doing. corn started telling dark "make the same codes as on c21" while dark claimed it looked like he was struggling, whatever he was doing. corn continued, claiming "make one freeze, and one unfreeze". dark told him that it didn't make any sense, and claimed that she was lost. Corn claimed "Im talkimg", before he started decending from the sky. Dark said that he was typing, an she was reading it, while Nigel mocked cornes bad spelling. they then called him an 'elevator eagle", and laughed.

Magical elevator eagle.

seeking advice from the magical floating eagle!

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"he did a thing"

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I just don't question these things anymore......

dark then said "the legend says that corne still doesn't know what he's doing", before claiming that she felt bad for him for he was trying to help her do a hack. Nigel said "poor corne" to this, while dark said "I feel bad 4 him rlly.." corne flew over to them and started helping darks nest, so she said "well, he did a thing." dark then flew up to sparkle who was on one of the poofight buildings making a nest. sparkle claimed "hello darkness my old friend ._." to greet her. Dark claimed "my neighbor!" before leaving so she could make a new nest beside sparkle's. Nigel left too, so he could do the same, but found that all the scapes were saying "0". when he got back he told dark and sparkle this, so dark told him it happened to her too. while they chatted about how stupid flab3 was, corne started spinning upside-down, so Nigel asked what was wrong with him. dark claimed that he looked like a mushroom.

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corne told Nigel that it was a hack for pc, so he asked what was. corn told him "this" before dying, so Nigel asked "oh, dying? nice to know!". after that they simply took care of their eggs and chicks, and chatted about Sparkles pet ringneck named "chili".

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city madness

ft Dark, bluebird, mark8, toffy, emma vidal, Loga, Adre, rex, ohnn,

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that night Nigel met Dark at city 1. she claimed to be staying up late, for it was 1:00am for her. Nigel asked her if she was supposed to be up that late, so she told him that no, she wasn't, she had broken the rules and was hoping that her mom wouldn't find out and get mad. bluebird told them that it was 00:32 where she lived, while Nigel told dark to just pretend that she was asleep. she told him she would, before telling him that she had stood 1 hour to find out some poo hack, but had finally done it. she then asked if it made her a coward, so Nigel told her that it didn't,. Dark said that Pigeon had told her that hackers sucked at fighting, and claimed that it hurt her feelings, so Nigel told her not to listen to Pigeon. while he tried to convince Dark that Pigeon was a liar, he went with Bluebird to kill some eagle named "Emma Vidal" who had been attacking the 3 of them. dark asked "what if its true, what she's saying?" so Nigel told her it wasn't, as long as it wasn't "bad hacking". she asked him if he was mad at her because she hacked, so he told her that he wasn't. dark went on asking if it bothered him, and claimed that she was a bad friend. Nigel told her that she wasn't a bad friend, claiming that he thought hacking could be fun, mentioning ones like twig hack and monsterchick hack. dark told him that she once had a friend that, once she started hacking, she got mad at and no longer had as a friend. meanwhile some bird named loga was trying to tell some other bird named Adres that she loved him, while *#toffy#* looked on.

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dark and nigel then stated criticizing how a Pigeon was taller then him. some bird named Mark8 started attacking everyone, along with another one named Rex. dark started telling Nigel about how she lagged ebony earlier. this had caused him to want to kill himself, and he had eventually rage quit. bluebird asked who they were talking about, so Nigel told her "ebony the child" - "he's soooo annoying" - "him and his stupid stories". rex told Nigel "like your mother", while dark told Nigel that she had seen something creepy. unfortunately Nigel ended up getting killed by mark8 again, and when he came back he yelled "F***ING BIRD S**T!!!!" he then asked her what she had seen, so she told him "you know how overtime you leave the chat says something like "you pulled out", right?" so Nigel said "ya, it says "you pulled out". dark told Nigel "so, I left without doing anything n it said something that ended with hacks", while Nigel criticized the wording of the message.

Rex attacks!

rex then started attacking again, while Nigel asked what the message she saw. she said that "my serve crashed and it said something in the chat that ended with "for hacks" or hacking I don't know, but I know what I saw". Nigel claimed it was weird, while dark told him she would try to get a picture next time. this was the first time it happened to her. she then told him that it felt as though she got banned, so he told her that it was impossible to be banned from the game, even for something like hacking, it just wasn't a part of the game. meanwhile, Loga continued to pursue Adre, while Dark told Nigel that she wouldn't be on tomorrow for she was going to go see her newborn cousin. she started telling him about her 8 cousins, while he chased rex into the sky, for he was still attacking innocent birds. Nigel told her he only had 3 or 4 cousins.

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idk why I like this picture so much :/

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some bird named "ohnn ohnn!" started attacking dark, while she told Nigel that Nazli was back together with death again. Nigel had thought that the two had broke up after nazli "broke" death, according to babyhawk. Dark told Nigel that death had texted nazli earlier, and she had shown up. while they chatted about that, Bluebird decided to leave to go sleep. Nigel started attacking Ohnn with the help of some Russian robin. Rex got into the fight, while toffy simply watched. Nigel ended up getting killed by the "Stupid pigeon", and when he got back dark was trying to murder Ohnn. Nigel told her it wasn't worth it for ohnn was imortal - he found it out the hard way. Nigel then got an idea and told Dark to leave for a minute, before lagging the entire server, killing everyone.

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after a few minutes, everyone started coming back, so Nigel started saying "wb, wb, wb on repeat, wb again, wb for the 100th bird". Fedex was one of them, and she asked dark how she was doing. Ohnn also returned, and continued killing people, so Nigel and dark finally decided to go to city5 to get away.


Annoying the Russian

ft Yuki

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once they were there, dark asked him if she lagged him while she did poo hack, so Nigel, after crashing into like 5 buildings, told her that it didn't. while Nigel insisted that it didn't lag him at all, the same Russian bird(named "юки", which translates to "Yuki" in English, so from nw on I'll call him that.) who had helped kill ohnn showed up. it landed on the building, walked over to Nigel and just stared at him. Nigel said "hi?", calling him a random Russian dude, while dark walked over to see what was going on. she then claimed that she had met him before, so Nigel asked her "does he usually just stare....?". Yuki must have realized that he was, for he turned around and walked away from them, before staring into nothingness again. dark told Nigel that city1 had been full off Russian about 7 hours ago, which was odd for snow1 was usually the "hang out" for them. she had thought that she had seen Yuki with the others. Yuki asked them something in Russian, "ты рyccк й?"("are you a child",). so Nigel asked him to speak English. dark meanwhile sweared at him in Russian to see what the reaction would be, claiming "its fun." Yuki asked them "жапко(gently)", so Nigel again told him that they spoke English and not Russian. he then accidentally pooed on the Russian, so he said sorry before running to hide under dark, for he knew how nasty Russians could become if they took it as an insult. instead he simply walked away from them, and started staring off the edge of the building. dark told him she thought he was paranoid, while Nigel had to leave for a few minute.

when he got back, dark told him "so today Corne asked for the website to play flab3 on pc and he followed me everywhere and he said he would teach me any kind of back I wanted to learn if I told him the site. I said I'm not and he got mad and lagged me a few times!" Nigel laughed, before realizing something and asked how on earth corne even knew she was on a PC, so she told him that she wasn't sure. Yuki asked them "ты pyccкий?("are you English?" ya think..? I mean, I get he's Russian but COME ON!!!!) so Nigel pooed on him again before running away, even though he knew that Yuki wouldn't do anything. Dark said that she had gotten so mad at Corne that she had lagged city1, and killed everyone, but claimed that it wasn't a good idea. Nigel asked what happened, so she told him that it was the first time in 5 months that she hd used lags. she also thought it was annoying that everyone knew the PC lag.

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after discussing the different lags they could use, Nigel went over to Yuki and claimed "he's confused, isn't he", for he was just staring at them. dark said that she wanted to lag him, while he asked "эмммм?(ummm)". dark claimed that she was "so evil", while Nigel decided to kill Yuki and see what happened. Yuki returned, and stood staring at Nigel, so dark said "look at him, while Nigel screamed "SPEAK ENGLISH!!!" dark said "he's looking at me." while Yuki asked "вы pyccкие?(are you English again.....). Nigel told him "i. said. English." but instead only got a blank stare. dark said that she thought he was asking if they knew Russian, claiming "its exactly the opposite", so nigel said "no" to this. "he thinks were weird and he thinks that too about us" "he probably thinks were crazy" "thats cool".

dark then said that it felt like he wasn't a human being, so Nigel said that he was a robin. Yuki said "жаль(its a pitty) while dark asked what "xaxaxaxaxa" meant. Nigel told her that it was the Russian way of laughing, while dark called Yuki a "cyka"(you can figure that one out...). while Nigel told dark all the Russian words that he knew, mainly swear words, Yuki said "что?(what?)" before running away from them(I don't blame him). once he landed back on the building, dark claimed that she wanted to use her poohack on him, but then decided that she was evil enough do actually do it. Nigel said "he's so innocent", while dark claimed "little baby..". "how can you hurt his tiny little face???!! if you do it your not human!" "innocent little Russian". Yuki asked them "я нe пoнимaю(I do not understand)", while dark said "he's like "wtf is going on!!!!!?". he said "я нe знaю английский(I do not know English)" while Nigel yelled "ENGLISH" at him.

after a while, Nigel went and translated a message(about not speaking English) to Russian, so see if he couldn't communicate with Yuki, and Yuki said "ok" to his message. dark pointed out that he might not have an English keyboard, so it would be impossible for him to talk to them.

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after a little while of chatting, and trying to translate Yuki's messages, Nigel and Dark decided to head back to city1. Nigel told Yuki in Russian where they were going, hoping he would follow them. once at city1, Nigel claimed "last.....", it was a thing for the first bird to enter a room to yell "FIRST!" and then the second and third had to, well, say second and third. the very last bird to enter would have to say that they were last. Nigel flew over to the nest building, where some bird named "heccogecko" was building his/her nest. Nigel asked that the hell that name was, while dark walked over to toffy, who was still sitting on her nest in the same spot that they left her. he then had to go.

January 2

illuminati - retarded.

ft Cyka, Shell, jax navoa, sparkle, bluebird, russin pigeon, Illuminati, Trap.

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that morning started with a spam war, as usual. some bird named cyka was spamming "sooooo cute" over and over. Nigel spammed "SHUT.UP" in return, but that only made even more birds join in. some bird named "f***" told Nigel that he was a b***, so he asked "and?". he got the reply "and heeeeeeeeee bicg hahahahaha" "I knwo". Nigel, not impressed by his insults, told him to learn to speak English. he realized that his own spelling wasn't very good, so he told him "ok, but don't copy mine tho....". cyka started spamming soooo cute again, while f**** told Nigel that he now loved him. Nigel asked him why, pointing out that he had just been called a b*** a minute ago. f*** started getting killed by a bunch of birds, so he asked Nigel to help him, so Nigel told him no, and simply stood and watched. unfortunately as soon as they were done beating the **** out of f**** they turned to Nigel and started. he tried to get away but was followed by some no name over to one of the garden things, and was killed there. he asked "help? :|" as he died, while it was f***'s turn to laugh.

Serious spam!

cyka then started spamming "soo many cuties but some kill me", so Nigel started spamming shut up again. f*** said that want he wanted was to "love Nigel", and assured him that it wasn't the end of the world, but he was ignored by Nigel for he was planning to lag the city. once he did it, everyone except for a few birds died, Cyka unfortunately being one of the ones who was spared of the lag. Nigel gave up and started spamming "just shut up already.... no one wants to hear about "cuties"....". some bird named Jax Navoa also joined in and started spamming Russian garbage. eventually Nigel gave up, after spamming "JUST ANOTHER DAY IN CITY1....." over and over.

after 10 minute of nonstop spam, Nigel saw that someone named "Rubix cube" had entered, he remembered that Sparkle used to use that name before flab3 died. he asked her if she wanted to go to city5, for now she guy named "shell" had now joined in on the spam, making that 4 birds spamming the chat at once.

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at city5, Nigel said "I don't know what the fck was going on there." Rubix told him that she hated city1, before asking Nigel how he was. he told her he was good, and asked her the same. she told him she was fine, before telling him that she hated it when people spammed the city. Nigel agreed, telling her that there were at least 4 people spamming at once. Rubix said "mercy" to this, while Nigel said "just another day on flab3 :/".

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Bluebird then joined them, along with some Russian dude. she asked Nigel if he had tried to "Crash" the spammers, so he told her that he had tried lagging them all out. rubix had thought that you couldn't lag spammers for some reason. Bluebird asked Nigel if he was on a pc, so he asked her why she was asking. she said "because you can spam", but he decided not to answer. two birds named Trap_hd and Illuminati then showed up. illuminati started pooping on people, so rubix killed him after swearing at him. after killing him 3 times, Nigel laughed and claimed "we killed the illuminati", once he returned, Rubix claimed "reborn" while Nigel said "confirmed". illuminati told them that the city was his world, but misspelled it as "word". Nigel asked him "and?" while Rubix said "illuminati can't spell". Bluebird decided to go check city1 to see what was going on there, and left, while Nigel continued killing Illuminati.

meanwhile trap sat on Rubix's nest for no reason, while the Russian pigeon watched but then decided to kill him and take over nest duty himself. Nigel told Rubix "lol its sitting on my nest" while Illuminati told them that Trap was his friend. Nigel told him "Well, he's not saving you...", for while illuminati was being killed by Rubix, he was completely ignored by trap. they hadn't even spoken to each other at all. illuminati then told them that he hated trap, so Nigel asked "you just said he's your friend, make up your mind."

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bluebird then returned and asked if they wanted to go back to city1 and kill the spamming no name, but nigel decided to stay at city5. bluebird decided to go by herself, while Illuminati claimed "he will kill ,ou". Nigel asked ",ou?" "who's that?" and got the reply of "you". he told him "no, you said ,ou" ",ou is not you". Rubix laughed, before calling illuminati retarded. Nigel agreed, before walking over to Trap who had resumed nest duty, and hid under him with Rubix.

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illuminati returned, after having left before, presumably insulted by Rubix's comment about him. Rubix spanked him, so Nigel asked why the **** she did that. she didn't answer, only laughed, while trap asked them "pose stopp ig winter hurt you". Nigel asked what that was supposed to mean, while illuminati asked them "please?". trap told them "stopp it wont hurt yuo" so Nigel asked him "yuo? it?". Rubix claimed it was some paranormal activity shet, claiming she was now scared, while Illuminati told them "let it". trap told them "no she", while Rubix hid under a blanket.

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it just stood on top of me and turned counter clockwise in circles.

trap then changed the subject, and told them that he loved FNAF, so rubix told him that she loved it too. Illuminati told them that he loved "illuminatis", so Nigel told him "We can see." Rubix told him that they were ugly, so Nigel said "illuminati - insulted!". after a long random silence, Trap asked them "tu sowone love fnaf?" so Nigel asked him what "sowone" was supposed to mean. trap told him "fnaf", while standing on him and turning in circles. illuminati left, so Nigel claimed "illuminati - departed", so Rubix said "r.i.p". he then returned, so Nigel said "illuminati - back" while rubix said "reborn again." Nigel then crashed into a building several times by accident, before saying "Nigel - can't fly...". Rubix said "poor little flightless Nigel" while Illuminati told them "Fack you" for some unknown reason. trap asked them not to poo on illuminati, so Nigel walked over to the closest eagle and did just that. he then realized that it was trap and not the other one, so he said "wait, wrong one. I'm so stupid...".

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Nigel then went over to Rubix's nest, and found that only the chick and egg were there, and no nest. he asked where it was and why it was missing, while trap told them "bag". Nigel asked why he said "bag" for there was no reason so start naming random objects, but didn't get an answer. while he was questioning, blue flame showed up so Nigel greeted her before telling her that the two eagles were weird. illuminati told Nigel that he hated him so much, so Nigel took that as an example and said "see? weird as f___.." trap decided to join in and told them that he liked "blood", while Nigel explained to Blue that the two were the "illuminati". rubix asked the two eagles to leave, having had enough of their nonsense, while Nigel and Blue killed them. trap decided to be a pigeon, but was again attacked by Nigel. Blueflame decided to try and help but ended up killing nine instead, while trap flew away. they ended up chasing the two through the city, and eventually ended up killing them both

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Illuminati - red2?

Blueflame, Rubix, red2, ilovenigel

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after killing the two weirdos, Rubix asked Blue how how her new year was so far, so she told her that it was lazy. while they were chatting, Red2 showed up, so Nigel said hi and flew over to him. he saw that Red2 was an eagle, realized something and asked "Wait, he wasn't seriously the illuminati guy??". Nigel questioned Red2, while blue told Rubix about school starting again, claiming that it was boring. Red2 then left, so Nigel asked "the hell..?" and was about to tell Rubix and Blue that he was sure it was the same guy, but stopped when some bird named "I love Nigel" entered. Rubix said "Awww" "I ship it" while Nigel simply said "aaaaaaand here we go again." he then walked away claiming "sometimes. I hate this game" while rubix said "aaaw she said hello". Nigel asked if it was a girl or not, so I love Nigel told him "I a he"(yay even the gay guys are after me now..... :[ ). Rubix said "oh its a he." while Nigel asked "your a he?!" Rubix called him gay, while Nigel simply sweared at him. I love Nigel told him "yeas" while Nigel told them he hated flab3. Rubix asked "eheheh your gay?" so I love Nigel claimed "no I'm a girls;)". Nigel asked "you said your a boy? make up your mind", while Blue asked why Nigel hadn't told them about this "relationship". I love Nigel told them "a joke"(wait so it is a boy? sh_t I didn't realize that joke till now fml...). Nigel told them that he wasn't with Ilovenigel, calling him a "thing" and claiming he was simply a stalker. he said "like I always get on this damn game", while Ilovenigel claimed that he was now "illuminati". Ilovenigel then said "is a bis of s....." so Nigel asked what that was supposed to mean. after a long silence, he claimed "I just love Nigel", before getting killed by Rubix and Blueflame. once he was dead, the two asked Nigel to tell them about his next gf, so he told them it wasn't his "gf". Rubix claimed "illuminatilovesyou" while Blue asked "bf?" to only be answered with "no." I love Nigel then left, and came back as "Trap", so Nigel asked who was who. he had claimed to be illuminati, but was now named trap, so that meant that Red2 must be the Illuminati. trap ignored Nigel, and said "hello again", as though he hadn't just been stalking someone, while Red told them "I now her"(this guy had wonderful spelling..). Rubix then had to go, and said good bye to everyone.

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once she was gone, Blue started killing Trap, who was again going on about how he loved FNAF. Nigel watched, while saying "so red2 is illuminati? didn't know he was that weird." Blue agreed, while red2, now named illuminati, asked "what is red?" obviously trying not to be suspected of being red2. Blue told him "a color" while Nigel said "you, I think?". illuminati asked what red2 was, so Nigel said "you". illuminati told them that red was in city1, so Blue told him "lier lier pants on fire". Nigel told him "Well then, lets check shall we? ;)" and left to go check city1. as he suspected, there were no "reds" in city1, only Fernanfloo and some random no names. he went back and told illuminati that red was not there, and called him an idiot. illuminati decided he would try and trick them, and changed his name to some gibberish and started living up to it, claiming "ey schwalla was geht". Nigel told him to speak English, while blue flame killed him. Trap asked them not to kill him, so Nigel told him "your next". Nigel then had to go.


more wiki nonsense

"unfortunate news"

Pigeon: We have a death date for FLAB3 servers. This is January 15th.

Not all hope is lost, though. I'd greatly help if you joined the discord server if you could.

We have a contact who could possibly release the code as open source, or maybe we can get a new server host.

However, now is a good time to discuss what we will do after FLAB3.


Anani banned again,

Anani started arguing with Dapple after taking over the thread that she made. she had been trying to get people to stop posting random comments on others message walls, for both Pigeon and Anani were doing that, out recently when Frost tried talking to Nigel.

this was the argument:

Nigel: THANK YOU! they're suposed to be for two people to talk, not the whole comunity of the flab3 wiki.

angry joined as usual, now named frost-dapple: "Knock knock (on your head). (who's there?) Nothing but air"

Nigel: that includes this one, swan-angry. 

Dapple: I find it funny that he called me "fat" and "morbidly obese" like everywhere and they don't even know who I really am. At least they got the gay part right.

Nigel: your gay?(no offence!!!)

and, this is angryswan, he calls everyone and everything fat. 

Dapple: yeah I am lesbian lol. I have a girlfriend 

and not surprised. Maybe he's fat himself

Anani: no taking that back :/ 

Dapple: I can read my own comment but I did not talk back to anybody? We are talking about somebody that's permanently banned from the Wikia. 

Anani: ugh, nvm .-.

and no, apparently you cant read

Dapple: To me, it seems like you are trying to tell me off for being rude to someone else even though they're banned. That's why I am saying that we are talking about somebody that's permanently banned and there's nothing wrong with talking back about them?

Anani: no, i was actually making fun of the question nigel asked and your response because i found the entire conversation awkward and hilarious at the same time

and trust me, i take every chance i can to make fun of you ;)

Dapple:That makes more sense. Thanks and sorry for the misunderstanding.

Glad to hear you're the only one getting a kick out of it. 

Nigel: anani just shut up already or your getting banned too, we get enough of your crap on flab3.....

Anani: i thought you cant ban me? if anyone at all here deserves getting banned its dapplefrost. that gives me an idea...ill write a page on why i think we should all kick her out

ngel, i only tolerate you because you're dumb. its sort of adorable actually c:

pigeon hired someone else, it sounds like shes just lazy.. seriously, as if pigeonbee isnt annoying enough! 

dapple: Honey, hiring people isn’t about being lazy. It’s about having a team of staff that is going to work with you. Seriously get a grip and stop trying to say shit that never helps your case. Your pettiness is the entire reason why you’re just continuously getting banned. I don’t know anybody here that likes you as a person, and yet you are like, “Let’s talk about how we can get Dapple banned!” I have legit done absolutely no shit to you until recently because you’re so rude to fucking everyone.

So honestly. Good luck. Every ban is taking a toll on you and even if you think it makes no difference, we don’t get tired. You can either leave my wikia, be a respectable member like everyone else, or continue to get banned

Anani: oh really? you banned me over 6 times when i wasnt even talking to or about you? i get it. no one likes me, but who do they hate more? i never started going after you until i got banned for talking to someone else. for someone who's against getting in someone's business (thats what this page is about?) you sure do a lot of it. i never exactly liked you, even before you got on this wiki but i left you alone on here. i guess owning the wiki turned you into a monster. hiring 3 people to take care of the wiki while you come on here 2 times a month at most isn't lazy? from what ive seen you haven't had any problems deleting stuff i say and my accounts and being a bitch to me and encouraging others to do the same all by yourself. i'm not nearly as bad as i could be, just remember that. i could say things 100 times worse than i do now, and i could insult everyone on this wiki to the point of crying right now. don't mess with me. i'm peaceful naturally but you have really annoyed me! i'm not upset right now, i just think you needed to know that

does this remind you of anyone? ;) /innapropriet picture/

Dapple: See, this is what I mean. You find it incredibly effective to say the “worst” things to someone until it makes them “cry.” You’re already being one of those edgy kids who say, “You haven’t even see me say the worst yet.” It’s just hilarious because you act like your words do harm, but they don’t. It’s just incredibly annoying and all it does is cause a fight. It’s really nothing else but a pot stirrer and that is why all of us continuously ask you to quit.

I don’t recall banning you until you really started pushing me around. There was a time where you talked to everyone here normally and all of a sudden, you just hated me. You also keep making these false accusations of me not doing anything for two months, yet I have been posting comments like every other hour? Seems inconsistent out of you. I really think you could try and find better facts. I’ve technically been an owner of this place ever since Ender got admin here because I used to work with her and then with Kasara because she’s a good friend of mine. Unless you used to be called by something else a year or 4 ago, I have never seen you until last year around here. 

I don’t ban people because of things done to me. I ban because you break the rules that are stated on this wikia. Rules will be enforced and that’s how they work.

Anani: i've stopped for now, and i was talking about last month when you only showed up once, and i hated you because ever since you started coming on here a lot my posts started disappearing and i got banned. was in a group that tried to destroy the wiki like 4 years ago :/

and how exactly did i break the rules so you banned me?

Pigeon: Anani, you're banned for a month. Learn to be polite, and stop randomly disrespecting staff. I will keep  on banning all of your alternate accounts until the 5th of Feburary.

(destroyed the wiki a few years ago? the wasps did that. hmmm....)


cake at stake

ft Hitler, Subway and kfc, Loltastic, Ebony blue, Isko, Alex, Darkknight clones, blue savage, Milly, Nazli,

that morning he had been at snowscape1 harassing some Russians. one of them named "hitler" had his name questioned, to which he simply claimed "yes. heil hitler" before walking away leaving Nigel to question flab3's sanity once again. his name wasn't the only odd one, "loltastic" and "subway and kfc" also made their appearances at snow1.

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he gave up trying to talk to people at snow1, and headed to city1. after killing some Russian eagles, someone named "four" said "its cake at stake", so Nigel asked what that was supposed to mean. four told him that it was from "BFB", so nigel went to look up what that was and found some epilepsy inducing video of random pictures of cake. when he got back, he didn't comment about the "Video" and instead went over to four and said hi to him. four started randomly screeching, so Nigel an some other bird named "isko" simply backed away. isko then got the idea to kill Nigel, and so random unless fighting began! while they fought, four asked if anyone knew what BFB was, so Nigel told him he didn't, and asked what it was. four told him to watch it on Youtube, claiming he would know if he just watched. Nigel asked what BFB stood for, so he told him "battle for bfdi".

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while Four explained what BFDi was about, some Darknight clone showed up. while Nigel chased down the first clone, another one named "Darkknigth" showed up. the first one landed next to a swan named Stuart, so Nigel asked the swan to move. the clone caught on, and hid under the swan, knowing that Nigel couldn't kill him without murdering the swan as well. the other clone decided to do that for him, attacking the swan to get to both him and the clone, before flying away. Nigel managed to get both of the ringneck's grounded by attacking them repeatedly, and eventually killed them both. another ringneck named Fenix started killing four, while he started naming random objects "donut, taco, fanny, book.." before telling Nigel "its ebony anyways". Nigel hadn't realized this, so he asked "Ebony?" so he told him "yesry doodle". he then started saying random things again, such as "brake at flack" while Nigel fought Fenix, who was still attacking birds.

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Subway and kfc then showed up, so Nigel laughed at his name again, pointing it out to Ebony. Ebony claimed that it looked like a resterant, so Nigel told him that it was, before claiming "someone likes their fast-food". ebony asked if kfc meant kick Frick care, so Nigel told him that it meant Kentucky fried chicken. he then told ebony that subway was a coffee shop, and not Taco Bell like he had thought it was. ebony told him that he thought it was a sandwich shop, so Nigel told him "both maybe?". ebony then got bored, so he started screeching again. Nigel told him to stop, so he told him "but thats what bfb is".

Alex attack

Alex attack

meanwhile some bird named Milly started telling them all that her egg had the safest nest in the whole wide world, so nigle decided to go and check it out. he found it under the lid of on of the garbage cans. the dark clone then showed up again, so ebony told Nigel that it wasn't the real one, claiming that the real one would scream "city5 hiiiiiii". Nigel said "oh, right. I usually saw that ._." while ebony said "but it will go u there also". some ringneck named Alex then started attacking Nigel, after killing Milly and her "Safe nest", but was stoped by someone named Bluesavage. Nigel thanked her for saving him. ebony continued on , claiming "btw why keep going to city5 its like she's bossing you", so Nigel told him it was because they usually liked to hang out there, and city1 was just where they met. Ebony claimed that City5 was "silvers" so Nigel asked who this silver bird was. he told him that silver was a friend, so Nigel told him that he hadn't seen a silver around lately. ebony told him that he didn't think that silver liked anyone going to city5 without her permission, so Nigel told him that City5 was the AV's territory and not hers. Nigel then helped Bluesavage kill Alex again, for he had been stalking Nigel in some trees. Ebony started quoting "its cake at stake" "flake" again, so Nigel told him "stop repeating that for fcks sake".

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so many feathers! ._.

the two clones then showed up again, one named "dark night" and the other "Nigel" so Nigel started chasing them while ebony played intense music. subway and Milly meanwhile tried to form a plan to kill Alex. Nigel managed to corner one of the clones at one of the bins, and started killing it, so it told him "your not the only one in the world named Nigel". Nigel ignored its comment and continued killing it, claiming "fck off" while he did so, but found it was imortal. he then remembered who else was immortal and had claimed that she was going to be cloning Nigel - Anani. he told her that he knew who she was, but he was ignored. the clone simply made a nest and tried ignoring him, even though she was constantly attacked. Ebony asked If it was Maggie, so Nigel told him that it wasn't, telling him about Anani and who she was. he told ebony that he could tell it was her just by looking at her, while the clone claimed that she wasn't Anani, questioning who that was. Nigel told her "you, idiot" "don't know yourself? even dumber then I thought!" so she laughed and claimed "uh, no I'm not".

he then asked why she had cloned him, if she "Wasn't Anani", for he didn't see any reason for someone else to clone him. she told him "fine, believe whatever you want -_-" before claiming "I'm not a clone, your not the only one in the world named Nigel", obviously trying to come up with some dumb excuse. Nigel told her "no, your cloning me and you know it" "you cloned dark earlier too". she told him that she didn't so Nigel yelled at her calling her a liar, while Ebony simple watched, before claiming "um ._." "daylight savings?". (what the fck?)

he then started spamming "rlrlrrrrrlrlrlrlrlrlrrrrrrrrrrlrlrlr" over and over, before claiming "I'm 8 years old ;) *I* learn things from the internet!" Nigel ignored Ebony's random comments, for the clone had told him that he had started the fight, she hadn't really wanted to kill him. he told her that she was the one who started it by cloning him, but stopped the argument for Nazli had just arrived. he told her that he had thought she had left, while the clone repeated the quote "your not the only Nigel". Nazli told him that she still played. she started attacking Nigel's clone so he told her not to bother, pointing out that it was immortal. ebony told Nazli who he was, before repeating the "cake at stake" quote again, so Nigel once again told him to shut up. he hadn't realized that he had ignored Nazli's question to wether or not he was on a PC, so she tried to get his attention, saying "aloo Nigel". he asked her what she wanted, so she asked "Are you playing on pcccccccc" so he simply ignored her. she eventually got tired of waiting, and told him to tell her or else she would "get on pc and hack him to make him cry".(wait so if she can get on pc, then why tf is she asking?)

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Ebony decided that he wanted more attention, so he started yelling that he knew how and would tell everyone. Nigel told Ebony to go ahead, for he was sure he was just making it up. instead of telling, he simply spammed "oi oi oi oi oi oi on on.onoi" for no reason, so Nigel simply said "the hell... speak English?". Nazli meanwhile asked Nigel who his clone was, so he told her about Anani. she asked who that was so he told her, and also pointed out that Anani was most likely the same person as Ariana. Nazli claimed "poor her, she can't lag anymore!" while the clone told them that she didn't know who "Ariana" was. nazli said "Ari your wife", so Nigel told her that Ariana was not his wife so Nazli said "she was before". Nigel said that when he had said that she "was" it was simply a joke.

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ebony continued his nonsense, telling them "laptops to try!", while Nazli told Nigel "suuuureeee". Nigel told her to stop going on about the "Ariana wife" thing, while Ebony spammed "look at it". Nigel started killing the clone again, trying to ignore Nazli's "comments". Subway and KFC told Nigel that he/she liked him, so Nazli said "olala" to this.

after more arguing with Nazli, Darkknight showed up and turned out to be the real one for once, so Nigel told her to go to city5, knowing how well she and Nazli got along. once they got there he told dark to go to hill1, not wanting to be followed by ebony or Nazli. once they got there, Nigel told her about Anani, Nazli and Ebony all being at city1 at once. dark told him to lag them if they followed. they then started chatting about how Flab3 only had 12 days left, if what Gamevial had said was true.

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dark then told him about some bird named "0.00 deaths" that she had seen, so he asked her who that was. she told him she wasn't sure, but he had kept annoying her for she had accidentally pooed on him once. he then had named himself "darks*t", whilst trying to lag her. Nigel told her about the two clones, while she claimed that she had poohacked the guy to death. dark said that it was probably because they had nothing better to do, while Nigel told her about ebony being a pest that morning. dark had thought that ebony was gone, for he had "killed himself" after she lagged him, so Nigel told her that he was deffinetly back, and even more annoying then before. Nigel told her about him obsessing over some game he played, and his repeating "Cake at stake".


after that Nigel told Dark about Silver "owning" city5, but she didn't believe this, claiming that anything Ebony said was a lie. Nigel said he was pretty sure it was a lie himself, but was still going to keep an eye out for "silver" incase Ebony was in fact telling the truth.he told her about the time Fighter and Nazli "took over" hill5, making it an official hang out and not letting Nigel go there at all. Nigel had seen someone named Silver around, but dark said that she didn't really care if someone wanted to take over city5.

they eventually decided to go to city5 to see if anyone was there but only found some Russian ringnecks. dark and Nigel managed to kill one of them, and ended up chasing the other one through the city. Dark and the Russian ended up crashing into one of the buildings, so Nigel took the opportunity started killing the ringneck. dark decided to join in, but hit Nigel instead, allowing the ringneck to escape, so they started chasing it yet again. Nigel asked "he's not dead yet?" for he was sure it had died when he attacked it. they eventually managed to kill it in one of the garden things. after that Nigel had to go.

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no names unite!

ft darkknight, ♦ ♣ ❤ ♪, ash, the nonames, Nigel clones, Black vulture, clownie, corner..kick.

that morning he headed to city1, where Darkknight was fighting a group on no names. she said he to him, before pointing out that therefore two him, so he asked "there are?" before turning around and seeing yet another Nigel clone. as Nigel started to chase it down, some Bird named "♦ ♣ ❤ ♪" was telling someone named Ash to stop something or else she would look for trouble.


kill the clone



Nigel flew over to the clone an attempted to kill it, but ended falling off the building while the clone got away. he flew away saying "rlly..", before following it over to the poo fight buildings. once he got to the buildings, he found dark trying to kill Ash and ♦ ♣ ❤ ♪,before complaining that she had lost her aim and she didn't know what to do about it. Nigel killed the clone, and asked Dark if she wanted to go to city5, but she decided to stay for she was fighting some nonames. Nigel decided to help and left to be a starling, when he got back "Nigel2" had arrived. he went back to the poofight buildings and killed the clone, before asking dark what she wanted to do. so she told him that she wanted to murder the idiotic nonames. Nigel decided to help and ended up going after both the no names and the clone.

some eagle named Black vulture asked them to stop, but was completely ignored. Nigel continued to kill the no names, while dark complained about it being nighttime. some bird named clownie claimed that Nighttime was the best, but dark hated it for she couldn't see. clownie then decided to change the mood and told them "when its night time I'm going to kill you all!!", while Nigel asked Dark why she hated the night so much. dark told clownie to go ahead. Nigel's clone then returned, now named "Nigel(real)", so dark tried to kill it but it ended up getting away when some owl named corner..kick. got in the way. dark started yelling at it, while nigel killed one of the no names. Black vulture was still trying to stop the fight, now adding swearwords into his complaints, while some Russian bird completely ignored it and asked for nest help. another clone named "Nigel(rlly)" showed so Nigel asked how many clones there were. dark said there were about 3, and told Nigel that if anyone started lagging, then they would go to city5. another one named "Nigel(fake)" showed up, so dark started fighting it, while Nigel chased the "Nigel" one. he ended up divebombing it, before going after another one named "the fake Nigel".


dark started complaining about the nighttime again, asking "am I crazy? how tf is it night againnnnnnnnnnnn?" while Black vulture continued to ask everyone to stop. Nigel asked her "Cant you see at night?" so she told him that she couldn't see no names. the leader no name yelled "NO NAMES UNITE!!!!", and told all the others to continue attacking, so Dark told him to shut up. one of them changed to "#killdark&nigel", while Nigel and dark fought the No names. "friendly bird" told them that it was "not cool", while one of the no names claimed "too many birds!". dark started using her superpool hack to kill them all, while Blackvultre continued his quest to stop the fight. dark told the no name to leave, but he didn't, and the leader of the group changed to"–––nonames unite–––. friendly bird kept repeating not cool, while dark continued superpooing all the nonames to death. they started repeating "no names unite" despite being continuously killed. some seagull named "nigel4" then showed up, so Nigel asked what the *** this was. Dark claimed that she didnt know. Nigel then had to leave, after killing the clone.

the over fed chick

ft red2, Mistletoe, Bia, juano, evolet, suaki, kimya



later he went to city1, where some bird named mistletoe was making a giant chick. Nigel saw the chick and asked "tf is that thing? what did they feed it?" while some birds named "Juano" and "evolet" fought in front of him. Nigel asked who the chick belonged to, so Evolet told him it was mistletoes. mistletoe, having not listen to their conversation, asked "what?" before falling off the building due to juano pooping on her. after having been pooped on by some no names, evolet, yay, Bia, juano and a few others, mistletoe finally made it back to the building Nigel was sitting on, where he asked "nice chick, wtf did you feed it?". she told him that she didn't feed it anything, and that it was a glitch. Nigel stood on the edge of the building and said "look at it." while some eagle repeatedly flew into its mouth. he claimed "it just stares at you" while evolet agreed. mistletoe told them they could watch it turn into chickzilla, while Nigel said "lol everyone keeps flying through it".


the legend tells that he was never seen again.

he then decided to start flying through it too, while mistletoe explained the glitch to some pigeon named "becyg". mistletoe got into a fight with s bunch of others, while some no name asked why she couldn't die, though she asked it in fancy letters that made it nearly impossible to read. Nigel decided to kill juano, so he chased him until he got him cornered on a building. he yelled at Mistletoe to move, for she got in the way being a swan, but told her never mind when juano died. mistletoe claimed "faq my child's bigger then this building!" so Nigel told her "stop feeding it so much".


you know how it goes.. in one end and out the other..


red2 then showed up, so Nigel said hi to him, while mistletoe said "ya the chick be a fatty!". red claimed "hallo agan!" so Nigel told mistletoe that red2 was a bit weird. mistletoe told Nigel "this is so scary ;-; the chick turns its head every time I move", so Nigel told red "they over fed it.." for he was staring at it. she started telling them "no, I didn't...its a glitch" but was cut off when some pigeon kimya started attacking her. Nigel yelled "KILL IT!" and started trying to attack the pigeon, but stopped when red told hi "Nigel sowone tel me tat you are grefing". mistletoe said "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!" and started chasing after the pigeon, while Nigel asked red what "grefing" was supposed to be. red only told him "yeas" so he asked again what it meant. he to no answer, instead red2 went and sat next to some other ringneck named suaki, and was eventually joined by yay. red then randomly said "it was illuminati" so Nigel told him "your illuminati, thats your other name". red ignored him, while Bia started trying to kill everyone. Nigel asked him if that was in fact his other name, so he told him "no". Nigel asked " why a few days ago it was then?" "that or theres another red2?" he didn't get an answer, for his internet died.

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once he got back, mistletoe ended up having to leave, for her mom had texted her and she would have to die in order to text her back. Nigel started complaining about his internet as he usually did. Red2 asked Nigel "to you now try_hd", so Nigel told him that he did know trap, after deciphering reds message. he told red2 what trap had done a few days ago, so red2 told him "he tollt me tat you say you love her !!" Nigel told him that he didn't "love" trap, claiming "she "loves" me, I think." "in the obsessive way." he got the reply "and she tolt me you sey I an your brotter" so he didn't answer, not understanding what reds message even meant. Nigel then realized that red2 had been there the whole time while he was stalked by trap, so he questioned him, claiming "wait, you were there when she/he stalked me? at city 5 or wherever.."

mistletoe, who hadn't left yet, told them that she deffinetly had to leave now, so Nigel, knowing her chick would die too, claimed "nooo, he's so young, so innocent, so.... fat." mistletoe claimed "bye bye chickzilla, you will be missed" while Nigel told her that he would arrange a funeral for it.

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once the two had left, red2 asked Nige to go to city 5, so they went there. once they arrived, Nigel told red2 about his shitty wifi, telling him that he would return if he left, but hopefully he wouldn't. he then crashed into one of the buildings, and cursed at it. red2, who seemed to be ignoring Nigels warnings about his wifi, asked him "illuminati tolt me you soke Germany", so Nigel told him that no, he didn't speak German, only English, before claiming "illuminati - wrong!". red2 told him "I don't now he hate you" so Nigel asked him why that was. red2 told Nigel "and he is skert of you"(this guys spelling is fcking priceless.....), so Nigel asked "skert". "wtf does that mean." he got the answer "yeas" "skery" so Nigel asked "oh, you mean scared?". red2 told him "skert" so Nigel gave up on trying to correct him, only saying "Well. uh... ok." he was told "yeas sory :("

after an awkward silence, red2 asked Nigel "will you kam tomoro hir agan", so Nigel told him that he was on Flab3 every day. red2 told him "I can speke wihf heim and he will be hir to", so Nigel told him he would try and meet up with him, while trying not to laugh at red's horrid spelling. he then told Nigel that he was trap's big brother(I don't get which one is which, so is he illuminati? that means he was stalking me? gay weirdo. but then he's talking like illuminati is another person, unless he's got alter egos? ya, that must be it....) and claimed that she would be there for him. Nigel, having not understood what red2 was taking about himself, asked "I'm not his brother", so red2 told him "no, I am his brother."

red2 then said "see ja Nigel" so he asked if he was leaving. he told him "I will talk wif mi brotter and wif illuminati bedauern he is scert of you I don't now why" (so he's not illuminati? I'm so confused..). Nigel decided to ask him why his name was "Red2", and got the answer "I don't now, its coll", before red randomly left claims "bey Nigel!". Nigel just stood on the building and said "WHAT THE F WAS ALL THAT SUPOSED TO MEAN? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!


weird city

ft fckoff, Blueflame, l., Shann, angrypigeon, ayano, allegra, cocolino,

Nigel went to city1 where blue and l. where telling people that some bird named "Fckoff" was weird. fckoff was apparently the sister of Shann. Nigel told them "Well, her name is a bit.. uh... different?" for it wasn't every day you met someone named "fckoff". wait. I take that back. this if flab3 were talking about. anyways! fckoff started telling them them someone named "polu" was a hoe for some reason, while Nigel repeated what he had said to blue flame, for she hadent seen the message before. blue said "like l. is", so l. told her "nah". Nigel said he had been talking about fckoff, and not l. blue told him that it was "levy", while Nigel asked if l. was blackwolfking. he didn't get an answer, instead, "the weirdest name eve (;" while fckoff claimed "See, she's a hoe." Nigel told them "I've seen worse, don't worry. much. worse. " fckoff told blue(I think thats who she's talking to?) "she probably don't like you because she thinks your gonna be like polu and take her idiot", so l. said "I told you." blue said "just put polu omg", for fckoff kept using the fancy name of it, while d.shann.quinn finally spoke up and said "that'll never happen levy."

some ringneck named "yay" then started killing everyone, while fckoff claimed "he's of fcking disgusting apparently they both like that." l. told them that he would be "afk", while Nigel ended up being killed by yay. when he got back he asked who it was who was disgusting, but got no answer, instead fckoff said "I don't know who the f would like that." Nigel asked who they were talking about, but again got no answer. fckoff told them "polu left death, remember?" so blue asked "polu?". Nigel flew over to two pigeons sitting on the poofight buildings and said "idk whats going on.." while fckoff continued, claiming that who ever this was had blocked death and ignored him. blue said that she didn't know polu, so d.shann told her "I do. ;)". Nigel told them that he hadn't heard that name before so blue told him "same". fckoff said "so polu is a hoe and now she's trying to get with the idiot..." so d.shann said "interesting."


Angrypigeon then showed up. you can guess where this is going. the first word he spoke was "mwahahahahah"... Nigel said "rlly.. angry swan?" to this, while l. said "kids drama as usual.." angrypigeon told Nigel "nah its angry pigeon" while fckoff told them "in Hawaiian polu is a color." Nigel started telling blue how angry was sometimes a pigeon, so angry pigeon told them "no Im another one." blue told fckoff "if he gets back with her he's a dhead" so she told her "polu is a dumb sassy c*** -_-". l. , who had been listening in on Nigel and blue discussing wether or not angry pigeon was angry swan or not, told them "yes, its definitely him (;" while Nigel started chasing the pigeon. he ended up killing him after chasing him around one of the blue buildings, so blue said "yay!" while l. laughed. l. told them "he'll return" and sure enough someone named "pigeon" did. Nigel started chasing him again, while fckoff continued her rant about polu, claiming "seriously tho, polu is a hoe..." when Nigel caught up to pigeon, he realized that it wasn't actually a pigeon but a eagle, so he started criticizing this while some nonane ringneck helped kill him.


Blu started telling someone named "Isobel" to spell their name right, while fckoff continued insulting the "polu" person. Nigel told fckoff "you don't need to say it 10 times" "we get it, you hate polu, who ever the f that is". fckoff ignored Nigel, and said "find out what polu means, you'll know who I'm talking about ;]" but was ignored , instead she got killed by Nigel. he then got killed by some bird named "ayano". when he got back, ayano and Allegra were still trying to kill fckoff. some bird named "cocolino" told them to leave fck "odd" alone, but was ignored.


some bird named "fonsyle" showed up and asked if anyone could see his name, so Nigel told him he could. while he was chatting with the new bird, fckoff attacked him. Nigel ignored the attack, and told fonsyle what he thought his name said, for he had been asked this. cocolino attacked Nigel, and he ended up dying again. when he got back cocolino told him "nigga niggel leave no name fck off alone bitbitch!" while fckoff said "can't help it but polu is a hoe".

(I just looked up the meaning on "polu" and its blue. so is it blue flame, bluebird, or ebony-blue.)

who is she?

ft Ebony, Leonardo, blue flame, fckoff, Leandro, marnel, sou br,

Crazy birds

he then left for a bit, and when he got back some bird named "Leonardo" was using poo hack to kill everyone. he helped Blueflame and Fckoff try to kill him, but they found that he was immortal, so they just ended up watching massacre. someone tried to lag, so Nigel ended up adding <I> to his name to stop it. some no name wasn't happy with the lag either, so he started spamming "heap bitch lagg". after being lagged out about 50 times, it turned out that Ebony was the one behind it.


meanwhile, fckoff told Nigel "ha, didn't know you'll turn out to be a stupid bitch.", so Nigel asked him what he meant. "how am I a "stupid bitch"?" he got no answer, only "playing with people who'll use you". Nigel told fckof that he wasn't doing that, and asked her who she was. again he got no answer, just "so your a fake like the rest." Nigel asked "uh... wtf? who tf are you?" so fckoff told him "its bad to call someone a slut btw". Nigel, not knowing what she meant by that, told her, "I never called anyone that?" Nigel again asked who fckoff was, while she called him various mock versions of of old name "lord Shen". d.shann seemed to know who she was, but didn't say anything, only shook her head, while fckoff continued the names. two no names then ambushed Nigel and killed him. when he got back, fckoff told. him "wb, lord shet ;)" so he again asked who she was. famousyoutuber had now joined, and said hi to Nigel. Nigel greeted him while fckoff said hi as well. she got the answer "haii levy", so Nigel asked "wait, levi??", not seeing the y instead of i. famous asked why Nigel asked that, so he asked him "who is that "Fckyou" guy?". fckoff told Nigel "not Levi. you are stupid." while Nigel asked her how she knew his old name. she told him she didn't know, and got a "e.e" face for that.


she then asked "so, what happened to ace bandit?" so Nigel told her "he left?" "why ask." while he was asking this, the same no name attacked him yet again, killing him. when he got back, he asked fckoff again about why she wanted to know about ace's whereabouts, so she told him "wondering." "he's dead. right?" Nigel told her that he wasn't dead, at least he didn't think he was, he had only quit flab3. while he told her this the no name attacked him again, this time while he was sitting in one of the trees. he managed to get away from it, while fckoff asked him about what happened to Kapro. Nigel told her that he had left, and asked "you knew them?" while famous asked d.shann how "lif" had been. Ebny, who had been there the whole time, told them all "well I'm going kill myself real life now bye. well just bored" and left. Fckoff claimed "interesting." to this, while Nigel just didn't say anything.

the same no name again attacked Nigel, in the building that he usually hung out in, some told in "omg, STOP IT!!!" but he yet again died. when he got back, fckoff told him "all I know is that you dated cherie", so Nigel told him "like in 2011.." he then asked fckoff who she was again, so famous said "me?" thinking Nigel was insulting him by saying "fckoff" before he asked. Nigel told him "no. fck off", not realizing that it looked like an insult. fckoff told him "idk who I am?" while no name said "hahaha ha its em dark!" (I have no idea what that one was supposed to mean.)


he then had to leave for a few minute, and when he got back some no name was telling someone "but ghosts still exists". someone named "German shepherd", presumably the one noname was talking to, said "how are you a ghost while playing..?. fckoff spoke up and said "Ima ghost Shen, I don't exist", so Nigel, not buying it, told her "you got other names?" German asked "huh?...." so Nigel told him that he was taking to fckoff. fckoff said "only to people who believe in them", but Nigel didn't see it for some bird named Fenix was superpooing d.shann to death, and that ended up spamming the chat. Nigel asked "what did you say? something about "believe in you" or something?" but didn't get an answer. Nigel asked her if he had known her a while ago, but she told him that she didn't.

meanwhile German told them "thats cool? but it does not exist, its a mif". Nigel corrected him, claiming "myth" before asking Fckoff "but how do you know my old name then?". he got the answer "Shen or lord shet, or the other one that starts with a f or p idk", so he said "its not lord shet." 'who the fck are you." fckoff only laughed, seeing that Nigel was getting pissed off now, and said "a myth". she then started walking in circles around Nigel, while some birds named "marnel" and "pegazus" started fighting. he asked if she was ryuik, but got the answer "no", and the same to "blackwolfking" as well, she claimed she was a girl. Nigel named a few people he knew, but she was non of them. she started asking Nigel about the wasp clan, after he had mention a few of the wasps, so he told her "there dead. thank god" "they had issues". German told them "no, there still around" so Nigel said "better not be?" "they were fcking stupid". German told him "i'l think about it", while Nigel added "so. stupid." after a little bit of thinking, German told them "I am Kentucky, but I think they are still around", while fckoff said "eh, black annoys me, Ima go to another server" for blackwolfking had just joined.
Nigel decided to follow her, after telling some bird named "broken hope" who was complaining about her typing that his was even worse. "I can't either, don't worry" "my spelling is shit ;)"

he found fckoff at city2, where some bird named Lusion was telling her that she was a girl and she wasn't dating anyone. Nigel, not knowing why she was saying this, asked "...? and?" but only got "...." as a reply. after a long silence, Nigel asked "what now?" so fckoff asked him and l. why they even followed her. Nigel told her it was because there was nothing else to do, before asking who she was for the 100th time. she told him "levy" so he asked if she had any other names. instead of answering nigel, she went over to l. and started trying to kill him, while some swan named "Leandro" stood and watched. while Nigel and Leandro watched, a traffic warden walked by and killed the two.

when he got back, Fckoff was saying "and he's alive", so he asked who she was talking about. she told him "idiot", instead of telling him. after a while, she said "shennyyyy?", so he asked her what she wanted. she started asking him questions, which he decided not to answer. he flew over to l., who was just sitting staring at a tree, and asked why he was just standing there. while he was standing watching l., fckoff flew over to him and decided to sit under him(idk why but robins seem to like doing that to larger birds o_o), so he asked her why she what she was doing. she didn't answer, and instead flew back over to l. and pooped on him. Nigel asked her why she kept doing that to him, so she told him "he's a bitch".

meanwhile, some pigeon named marnel started attacking an eagle named "sou br".


angry's servant

ft Maggie, fckoff, Angryswan,Angrypigeon, Blueflame, mistletoe

Nigel decided to head back to city1, where he found Maggie. as usual, he started calling her by the nickname she was known by - "maggot", which she obviously didn't like. she told him to stop, but he didn't. as he was flying around the city(because what else the fck do you do on flab3?) he noticed someone named "nigel2" had joined. he decided to ignore him, even though he knew exactly who it was, and continued to harass Maggie. fckoff told Nigel "its Maggie", while blue flame told them that death was going to France to see nazli. Maggie then left, and changed her name to "Nigel <------ maggot", while someone cloned l., who had claimed that Angryswan was there. Nigel then realized that Maggie was still there, so the other one was not her, but in fact someone else(who ever guesses gets $50.....). fckoff told Nigel that if Maggie was a maggot, then he was a faggot, while Maggie told him that the name calling annoyed her. someone named "nigelthemaggull" then showed up and killed Nigel. 

&quot;that annoys me&quot;

(to make this clear, Angrypigeon and Angryswan are not the same bird, I don't think.)

when he got back, fckoff was telling blue flame that nazli and death had broke up, so she told him that they hadn't. Nigel told them that he had hear that Nazli had apparently done "something" to death, so fckoff said "so many different stories." while they chatted about this, Angryswan changed his name to "ki l. l." to mock l.'s name, and, well, started killing people. Angrypigeon also showed up, and claimed "mwahahahaha I will enjoy this!". Nigel, still thinking that pigeon was Angryswan, told him go to away, while blue flame told fckoff "they are together get it death was here 2 days ago telling us he's with nazli last year and now.(death better not be who I think he is..)". Angryswan changed his name to "miss l. toe" to mock mistletoes name, so Nigel and blue flame started laughing at it. Angrypigeon called Nigel "nigull", while angry swan changed his name to "nozheydintbizch", so Nigel, now realizing that there were 2 "angrys", asked which was which. blue told him "clones", while angrypigen told Nigel "its angry pigeon dammit!!!!!" someone named "lefty the bear" showed up, and had his name criticized by Nigel as usual. 

after a while, Angrypigeon randomly said "blueporn f(lame)", while blue wondered wether she should go and play a different game. pigeon continued the name calling, claiming "Nigel the seablue". blue told angry "save the born for urself" so Nigel agreed "ya rlly". after being ignored by Blue and Nigel, for they were trying to do some building glitch, Pigeon spammed "blue f(lame) you can go suck", so blue told him "nope". he continued the spam, so nigle told him to shut up, while blue told him that she didn't do that. mistletoe said "well someone's triggered here.." for pigeon was still spamming the message. blue told him that she would cut certain parts of him off if he ever tried anything, while Nigel wrote out a hate message for him: "angry swan just shut up already, no ones listening to you, ur insults rant even funny, so just sit the fkin hell up and go get a life you dumbass baby". some bird named minozen asked if it was pigeon bee, so Nigel told her that he was sure it was Angryswan, and not pigeon. pigeon told them "nigman flame", but got no answer, so he said "angry pigeons kill humana in real life mwahahaha". Nigel told him that they didnt, but told him that seagulls did kill pigeons. he told angry to think about that, while blue flame laughed at it.  


Angry pigeon the left, so Blue told Nigel "he'll come back", he agreed, claiming that he'd probably be cloning someone when he did. surprisingly, Angrypigeon returned with his name, causing both blue and Nigel to say "or not" at the same time. Nigel told Blue not to give Angrypigeon any ideas but it was too late, for Angrypigeon claimed "hmmm" and left, leaving Nigel to just stand there and say "well sh*t". Pigeon retuned, surprisingly not cloning anyone, while mistletoe informed Nigel that one of the "Angrys" had been cloning dark night yesterday. Nigel told her "he's weird, thats why", is mistletoe agreed with that. blue flame said "I'm not the only one who thinks that" so Nigel started telling them about what Angry had done on the flab3 wiki. Blueflame told him that she didn't go on that wiki, so he told her not to or it was nothing but random arguing all the time. mistletoe told them that Angrypigeon was trying so hard to get into the building Blue and Nigel were in, but he kept failing to do so for he was a starling and not a robin. Nigel told Blueflame about what angry had posted on the wiki, but got interrupted by Angrypigeon, who told them that Angryswan was his brother. Nigel continued telling Blue about Angry's "horror stories" on the wiki, telling her that she didn't want to read them, while mistletoe told them that she didn't think it was creepy at all. Blue asked "are you related to him" so Nigel told her "no? I am not!!", so she told him that she wasn't talking to him. they were then attacked by Pigeon, who by some miracle managed to get into the building they were hiding it. blue started fighting it while Nigel asked how he got in. blue told him to leave them alone, calling him a creeper, while Nigel managed to corner it and started to kill it. he then realized that Pigeon was immortal, and told blue flame that he didn't think it was the real Angryswan.  


meanwhile, mistletoe kept trying to figure out how they got into the building. Nigel told her "magic", before telling blue flame that the real Angryswan wasn't a hacker. Pigeon told them "your dumb (;", while Nigel said that the real one usually screamed everything he said. as he said this, Angryswan showed up, and asked "WATTT GOEENG ON HERR???!!" (I swear that pigeon summoned him!!!) so Nigel asked "so its not him." while asked what was happening, while Nigel told Angry that Pigeon had cloned him. Pigeon told them "angry swan is here (;" so Nigel told him "we can see". Pigeon told Nigel that he hadn't been on flab3 for a year, and his name hadn't changed, while Angry told him "angree Peigon!! we met agen......!!". Blueflame asked Nigel, who was trying to figure out a way to kill Angryswan(who was now spamming "nigael"), to come to her so she could show him something. Nigel asked her where she was, but eventually found her up on one of the poofight buildings. as soon as he got to the building, they were attacked by Pigeon yet again, so Nigel decided to get out of there and headed back down the the building that Angry was hiding in. he was spamming "me leef fur 3 weiks end all dis hapen!" so Nigel asked "so you did leave?"  


Blue then yelled "Nigel behind you!!!!!", so he flew up just before just as pigeon was about to attack him. Pigeon ended up crashing into the back of building, instead of attacking Nigel like he was aiming for, and died. Nigel asked Angryswan "why couldn't you leave for like, 3 years?" but got the answer "nigael!! not talc to u!". he told swan "leave. for 3 years, pls." so angry told him "niagel,, me not leef". Blue corrected him on his horrid spelling, so he told her "blua poflame,, shuttt!!!!!!". blue asked him "what? you bizch", and got the answer "SHUTTY UPPP NOOW!!!!"  

Pigeon returned, and did his ;) face, while some bird named "terminator bird" asked what the hell was going on. Nigel told angry that the only one who needed to shut up was him, for he was now telling blue "u want tha poop?? I get et 2 u!". Pigeon told her "yea blue f(lame), shut up" while Nigel told angry to try and "get him", telling him to "fight like a man", so Angry told him "nigael,, I not man,, I swannn.... idieot!". Nigel told him "then fight like a swan!". instead of angry attacking him, pigeon decided do so himself, and ended up killing Nigel for he only had 1 life left. who he got back, he became a swan so he could try and get to angry in his building and kill him. instead, angry pigeon attacked killed again, while Angry told him "angrae peigaon,, tace cer off dem...." when he got back, blue flame was telling angry "u lil.hiding bitch!!!" while angry told pigeon "kall dem....". Nigel asked "who is he, your servant?", while pigeon told angry that he would kill the two.  

Nigel decided to try being a swan again, and this time managed to get into the building. he started killing angry, who was saying "blau u gona gat tha poop!". blue told angry "Try me!" after killing Pigeon, but didn't get an answer for Nigel had killed hi, before spamming "ahahahaahaha!!!!!!". while Nigel and blue where laughing, angry returned and said "I not dieded.." "Nigel or ligger". he ended up getting killed yet again, while spamming "go weeeeeeeeeyyy!!!".  

meanwhile, mistletoe asked if the two angrys where 4 years old, so he told her they were probably younger then that. Angry returned again, and hid in a different building while spamming "aaaaaahh!!!!!". Nigel told him "Aaaaaaaaaaahhh your going diiiiieeeee!!!!" and flew into his building to kill him yet again. angry said "hou u tank u arr?????!!!???" but ended up spamming gibberish as he was killed. when he returned for the 5th time, he told Nigel "dats et. u gona get died." but didn't get to kill Nigel for he had to leave.   

jan 6

hanging out with Gamers and the stalkers.

ft Gamerz, Corne, no name, ..., Evelotbichhaha

That morning Nigel went to city1, where gamers was sitting on the nest building while saying "that retard corne will lag..." his statement must have been true, for he was the only bird in the entire city. Nigel asked who was lagging(because sometimes I really am stupid) so gamers told him that Corne the swan was the one. Nigel told gamers that he thought Corne was weird.

after a while of chatting about stuff, how their holiday had went and all that, some no name showed up. Gamers called him an idiot, before telling Nigel that it was Corne it disguise. Nigel asked corne what was wrong with him, while gamers started cursing at him. Nigel decided to go and look for Corne, and flew around some of the redybrown buildings(some no names r too lazy to fly to find a good hiding spot to fly right onto these buildings and sit there). he couldn't find Corne anywhere, and told gamers this. Gamers said he could use sneak hack to look for him, but then decided against it for it would take too long to set it up. Nigel asked if they should just ignore Corne, so Gamers told him no. he told Nigel that Corne had been asking how to play flab3 on PC, so Nigel told him about how Corne had followed him and Dark around asking about it. Gamers then left for a few minutes. while he was gone, Nigel asked Corne if he could talk to him, but got no answer.

once Gamers got back, he showed Nigel his hack - he could depart but still be in the room, and hear what others were saying. Nigel asked "so that hack does exist?" for many birds thought that it wasn't real, and just a. rumor, so Gamers told him "yup". Gamers then told Nigel, who was killing some Russian eagle, to go to city4 to see if the Noname Corne would follow them, so Nigel agreed to the plan. when he got there, Gamers told him to go to hill2, so he went.

once they were there, Gamers told Nigel that the Flab3 they ere both playing was the 2014 version of it. Nigel told him that he had noticed that a lot of the buildings weren't updated, along with some birds as well. gamers told him he was glad that it wasn't, so Nigel asked him why. Gamers told him "its best this way" but was interrupted when No name Corne found them, and told them "fools, I found you again!". gamers told corne "fool, go away" "got no life?" "nothing to do but stalk others?". Gamers then continued telling Nigel why Flab3 was better now - less hacks if people did find it, most of the hacks were gone. Nigel told him that dark had mentioned some of them being missing. Gamers said he could probably find all the hacks again.
&quot;the heck&quot;
Nigel then told Gamers about the rumor of Flab3 possible dying on the 15th. gamers, who was saying "this no name has no life..", asked who said that, so Nigel told him "the pigeon idiot on the wiki, she spoke with Gamevial." Gamers said "unless someone hosts it?" so Nigel told him "unless someone else can take it over." Gamers told him that he was hoping either Kingslayer or himself got to keep the servers up, so Nigel asked if he had tried to speak to gamevial. he said he had done so once, and also thought that Gamevial wanted to keep all there games up. Nigel asked if he could somehow host the servers, so he told him he could, but it would cost money. Nigel asked how hosting actually worked, so he told him it was through paying Gamevial.

some no name then showed up, so Nigel tried to kill it, asking "who tf is this?". Gamers said he had no clue to who it was, before trying to kill it. Nigel tried to kill the no name, but accidentally hit Gamers instead, after getting pooed on by it. after trying to kill the no name without success Nigel asked if it was immortal, for so far it wasn't dying. Gamers left to go get untouchable hack, while the no name told Nigel that he/she was in fact immortal. Nigel told her "we can tell" "no need to say it 5 times", for she was now spamming it. No name then told Nigel that she wasn't using hacks to be immortal, so Nigel told her he didn't care, knowing it was probably just an attention grab. No name gave up on that, and went back to saying "I'm immortal" over and over. no name then flew over and attacked Nigel again, killing him.


when he got back, some bird named "evoletbichhaha"(who I will call "EBH" because I'm too lazy to type the full name out) was there, while No name told Nigel "you bitch!". No name continued the insults, telling nigle to go to hell, while EBH started killing him. Nigel told no name "you too, asshole". EBH told them "no rage" before flying over to the tree Nigel was hiding in. No name also flew over and tried to get to Nigel, but EBH got to him first and ended up killing him. when he got back, no name called him an idiot, while EBH told them "I love making rqging" "I love make raging Nigel". Nigel told him to go away, telling him that he started it, while No name said "mad Nigel!" "afraid of me". Nigel ignored No name, and decided to try and trap EBH in the house. his plan was to go inside it(using a glitch), and then attack EBH when he went to enter the house. the plan unfortuanly backfired for once you got inside the house, a "ceiling" formed so you got trapped underneath it. meanwhile, any bird who went in could fly over it, before they got trapped themselves. EBH flew over it, and pooped on Nigel, but he managed to get away. Nigel went back to the building and tried to get in again, but No name was waiting for him at the entrance and killed him.

No names lovely crash.

when he got back he tried to attack the no name that killed him, but the other one ambushed him and started killing him instead. he managed to get away with one life, and hid in the corn field, hoping the no name wouldn't have a hard time seeing where he was. Gamers returned, so Nigel welcomed him back before telling him that the no names and EBH were weird. Gamers told him that he was sorry that he had taken so long, and that all the birds were "all him", meaning Corne. No name told gamers "pls help, Nigel is bad!" before flying over to the corn field where Gamers was killing EBH. Nigel managed to attack the no name, for he crashed into the field allowing for an easy attack, but he somehow managed to poo on Nigel once, killing him yet again. EBH asked "why I kill me" so gamers told her "you make no sense". when Nigel got back, EBH was asking what "sense" was, while Nigel sarcastically told him "why can't you killed you..."

EBH flew over to the trees where Nigel was sitting, and tried to attack, but ended up crashing instead, so Nigel told him "nice one!" before attacking. EBH told Nigel "ok sorry!!!" hoping Nigel would stop, but he didn't. he then tried saying "the s d w!" so Nigel told him to speak English. (AAAAND THEN IT STARTS TO GET WEIRD) EBH told Nigel "the s** of Nigel its soft", so Nigel asked "what the fck?" "shut up!". Gamers returned after leaving for a few minutes, so Nigel told him "gamers this is getting rlly weird!!" Gamer told Nigel to ignore them, calling them "little kids", so he decided to try that, hoping many they'd get bored and leave. EBH told gamers that he loved him, so Nigel laughed, saying "oh, now its on to you haha... :|". Gamers told him that he wasn't gay, while No name told him "ok uncle you older than me." Gamers told him "yes I am", so EBH spoke up and told him that he was his idol. gamer told Nigel "they can't even spell!" so Nigel laughed, before saying "neither can I sometimes to tell you the truth... e.e" for he realized that he had spelt "lmao" wrong. Gamers told him it was ok, and that EBH's was constant.

Nice one!

gamers started telling Nigel about the Game hosting again, telling him that he wished there was a way he could keep the game up. Nigel asked "but I thought you can host it?" so Gamers said "what if they eventually stop getting it hosted". EBH tried to interrupt, saying "ur don't happy u have a idol" but was ignored. Nigel asked gamers "can you somehow get the game from them and run it yourself?" so gamers told him that he could possibly do it. EBH asked Nigel If they could "make a baby", and Nigel coincidently said "idk how tf that would work".(he was talking to gamers, not knowing how gamers getting the game would work) Gamers then had to leave, after telling Nigel that he didn't have Gamevial's "game engine".

once Gamers left, Nigel said "great.. now he let me with you two.", and turned around to face EBH, who was standing behind him. Nigel asked him who he was, so he turned away and said "Im your love..". Nigel told him that he was not his love, telling him that he didn't have a "love". EBH asked why, so Nigel told him "cause your not. he was then asked "why I have a big s**", so Nigel asked "Wtf dude." "if there something wrong with you?". EBH landed next to him and told him "I have a [ the rest of this comment has been deleted for being fucking gross]", and then flew away. Nigel asked "you get that Ima guy right?" wondering if EBH had mistaken him for a girl. he got no answer, instead only "hug?" so he told him "no. go hug a tree." EBH told him "your bad!" "I havd q!" so Nigel asked what q was supposed to mean. he repeated his comment from earlier, though replacing some words with "zizi" and others that I wont repeat. Nigel told him "you don't need to keep repeating that, I don't need to hear it", but got the answer "or I can be your baby!". he asked what he meant, so EBH told him "yes. I can be your baby." so Nigel told him "hm, you know what you can be?" "Dead." "pls.". he told Nigel that he was immortal, and asked him how he "make dead". Nigel told him "cut your head off." "or jump off a cliff." EBH flew over to him again, and asked for a hug, so Nigel simply walked away. he asked "sl why not. I love you", so Nigel told him "I don't love you." EBH said "I'm" so Nigel asked him what he meant. he got the answer "your love".

Hug a tree.

after that he decided to head to city1.

Anani followed.

ft EBH, Evolet, Ebonyblue, Slim shady, Killer pigeon, Cyka, Famousyoutuber, Anani

once he got to city1, he found Famousyoutuber there, along Ebony and Cyka. some pigeon pooed on Nigel for some reason, while Ebony watched before asking "tf was that for." EBH arrived, and, seeing Nigel, yelled "oh my lover!!!" Nigel told Ebony to be careful of EBH, claiming he was "weird as fck", but was ignored, for Ebony wast starting his usual weirdness, saying "as a winter hoesy". EBH flew over to Nigel, and stood by him, while he watched Famous and Ebony fighting the pigeon and someone named Industrial wolf. some swan named Slim Shady also joined in. Ebony told Nigel "now famous just pooed on me", not realizing it was an accident. EBH asked Nigel is he could kill him, so he told him "no. you can't. kill urself instead pls". Ebony asked "can't what?" so he told him "kill me. evelot wants to kill me." The real Evolet was there, and said "oh, a clone?" so Nigel told her what it had done at hill5. Nigel then decided to head back to hill5, for Ebony and Evolet were arguing, Enony telling her that no one noticed she had left.

Tf was that for!

before he left, he saw that EBHt had left as well, obviously going to follow him. he decided to go anyways, and when he arrived he found not EBH there, but Anani. Nigel asked her "oh, so it was you." but only got "what." as a reply. he told her "you were stalking me. as Evoletbichhaha" so she said "no...". Nigel glared at her, so she told him "I just got here". Nigel asked her why she followed him then, so she asked what he was doing at hill5. Nigel told her he was trying to get away from the weird stalker. Anani decided to randomly change the subject and told Nigel "kill pigeonbee. " Nigel told her no, asking if she got that Pigeon could have saved Flab3 from dying, so she said "I keep getting banned...". Nigel asked her "I wonder why". Anani then got mad and left, so Nigel laughed before leaving himself.


The hug bird

ft Seagull-mary, Lury, Killer, Mini Robin11, Roulette,

that night he headed to city1 where there was another seagull named "Mary" telling others that someone was "starling aborbb". a lot of birds were fighting over the Nest building, Industrywolf was killing random people, while Roulette tried to stop him. Mary asked why people pooed on her all day, while someone named "Lury" asked Nigel to kill insutrywolf. someone named killer showed up and said "nigeeeeeeeellll!" so he asked what he wanted. he also told Mary to get off the building, for she was standing right under the fight and was constantly getting pooped on. she decided to fly over to another building, and was joined by Nigel.

Killer then said "hug to jiminie", whos said "aww" in return. Lury, who must have gotten mad at Nigel for not killing who ever she wanted to be killed, told Nigel that he would kill him, but was ignored. Nigel started chatting with Mary, asking her if she was new, for he hadn't seen her before at city1, so she told him "nah". Killer then randomly told everyone "I'm not black, I don't love the black and the arab" so Nigel asked "wtf killer". killer asked him "whattttt" "its reql!" so Nigel called him weirdo. Mary told Nigel that killer had done this before, while Jiminie laughed at what killer had said. Nigel told Mary that he was pretty sure Killer had stalked him earlier, finding killer very similar to EBH from hill5. he was inturrupted by Lury, who finally decided to actually attack him. Killer told them "what, I'm racist and gay, and so?"(ye got the gay part right o_o) .Mary asked when this happened, so he told her "Earlier, at hill5, h kept saying rude things to me.." she claimed that she hated it when people stalked, while Lury told Nigel "I not a he", for she thought Nigel was talking to her. Nigel told Lury "no, the other one" before telling Mary that he hated it too. Nigel told Mary that he was always stalked, and to prove the point killer said "I love you Nigel!". Killer then started calling Nigel "Nigella" while Mary said "I see that." Nigel told him that he was a boy and called him an idiot, while Lury told Nigel that he was lying, and that he "swore" everyone. Killer told Nigel "you are not girl" while Nigel told Lury to come and kill him, for he had gone into his "house" using a glitch. Lury realized what Nigel had done and started cursing at him.

famous youtuber then showed up, and was created by Seagull Mary who told him she was "starling aborb". killer tried to hug Bluesavage, but got no reply, so he said "he don't want :(". he then tried the same with Roulette, while Nigel asked why he was trying to hug everyone. Lury told Nigel that she was losing her patience, and told him to get out of his building so Nigel told her no, while Killer said "I love hug." Lury decided that if asking nicely wouldn't work, she would try another way and started calling Nigel various swear words, hoping that would work, but still got "nope" as a reply. she told Nigel "you so scared" so he told her "eh, its quite nice in here." meanwhile, killer gave up trying to hug roulette, saying "he too don't want." so roulette told him "she." she got the reply "ha! she!" "so sorry."

Lury then told Nigel "ha, and you tricked me into being friends." before flying away, so Nigel asked "um.. we were friends?" so she told him that he had asked if they could be friends. Nigel told her that he never asked that, claiming "i didnt do anything to you". Lury told him "you said "friends"", but was ignored. Nigel told everyone that he had to go, so Killer tried to hug him goodbye. some bird named "Mini robin11" said "a friend a bird". Nigel then left.


Who is Polu?

ft Fckoff, Memilcat, Nesthelper, Pigeon, Xoppop cahc,

On January 8, Nigel went to cityscape1, and met "Fckoff" again. Fckoff had been telling him she missed the "old Nigel", and claimed that he talked to"fakes". Cyka was also there and asked Fckoff is Nigel was now an enemy, but was told no. Fckoff asked Nigel why he had pooed on her the other day, so he told her it was because she was being rude to others, and also her name made him think that she was just a random troll, and not someone he actually knew. she started going on about Polu again, so Nigel tried asking who the heck this mysterious bird was. she told him that Polu was color in Hawaiian, so Nigel started guessing which one it was : "blue? red? yellow? purple? i don't know anyone named Polu.". Fckoff told Nigel that she couldnt say who it was, for she didnt want to get "snitched" on. Nigel tried again, asking how he could talking to a "Fake" when he didnt even know who that was. they were interrupted by Cyka, who asked "Fake nigel?" so Nigel told him he wasn't fake. she asked "clone?" so Nigel told him no, and explained what the were talking about. Fckoff told Nigel that he did know the person, he just didn't know who she was talking about. Nigel then had to leave for a minute.

some bird named Nesthelper started eating popcorn and claimed to be "Watching the drama", while some bird named "Memilcat" dealt with someone named "Pigeon", so seemed to be targeting Nigel and Polu for target practice. Cyka saw this, and told the Pigeon to go after him instead, but ended up getting killed and had second thoughts about what he just said.

once nigel returned, he asked Fckoff again, and got the answer "for me to know, and for you to never find out". he asked her why she had told him to stop talking to fakes then, seen as he wouldn't know who the "Fake" actually was, so she told him he would figure it out on his own. Nigel asked her if she meant Anani, for he haddnt thought of her. he thought maybe she thought he was her "friend" seen as he did sometimes talk to her. fckoff told him that it wasn't anani, so he asked if if was Darkknight. Fckoff didnt anwer, for she was fighting some bird named "xoppop cahc", who was flying around yelling "I LIKE KILLED ALL", so he assumed that it wasn't her. it was confirmed when Fckoff eventually told him "not even close". Nigel again told her that he didnt know someone with the name Polu, asking "you said its a color? all i know its "blue" as in blue flame". Fckoff told him "let "shenny" come back and he might figure it out" so he asked again if it was Blueflame, for he didnt know if she saw the message before. he got the answer "one of em, but not all of em" "i think she is sleeping". Nigel asked what she meant, but got interrupted by Nest helper, who asked how to get the "full game". Nigel told her to buy it, while Fckoff told her "get it from aptoid".


the city nests

ft Fckoff, aradaaar, Lucia, Thevictim, Cyka,

name of the day!

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on Jan 9, Nigel went to city1 and found Fckoff there again. he said hi to her, and got "aloha" in return(so i guess this bird is hawaiian after all?). he asked her how she was, so she told him she was good, and asked him what the ":/" face was for. he told her he didnt really know, so she asked him "lemme guess, its your favorite face?" . he told her "kind of".

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honestly, i think i'd be more concerned about the owl. how did i not notice it before?

meenwhile some no name asked if there were any Germans in the city, while some owl named "Aradaaar" kept spamming "kkkkkk" over and over. Nigel found some nest and stated helping it, before asking whos nest it actually was. Fckoff asked him if it was the one on the tree, so he told he yes, and got the reply "oh its mines". he told her "oh, weird nest" for it was in a weird location, on the trunk of a tree. he told her "ya cant even sit on it", whilst he tried to. fckoff told him "birds make their nests on trees" so he told her "ya, but not on tree trunks". she claimed it was still the same, so nigel told her it looked like it should fall off the tree. she asked "why, so my baby dies? -.-" so he told her "no, it just looks like it should" "cause of how its on the tree". she told him "you should fall off :]" "timber seagull".

after a while of fighting with Aradaaar, fckoff decided to try and make her nest higher up on the tree. Nigel made his own weird nest, and showed it to fckoff who asked him how he did it. he told her he used "magic". she flew over to his nest and started shaking the branch, trying to make him die, so nigel told her "falls." before walking over to a trash can. Cyka showed up again and called fckoff by her other name, "levy", so nigel asked if she had any other names besides that. she told him "sus." so he asked her what she meant. she told him that no one knew "that name", claiming it to be "suspicious bird". Nigel told her he had seen that name before. meenwhile, some bird named -_-Thevictim-_- showed up and started chatting with Ruby, who claimed she was "jewels"

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he then started looking for food for his chick that had just hatched, while fckoff got mad because she accidentally helped his nest. Nigel laughed, but ended up crashing into the tree, before running into a human, and died, killing his chick. when he got back, he started complaining, "stupid human", before flying right into a car. after that he flew over to fckoffs new nest, that was higher on the tree, before trying to make his "floating tree nest" again. fckoff watched him, saying "Fail", every time he flew away without making a nest. he decided to try and make one on the trunk of a tree, but failed again, and asked if only robins could do it. fckoff told him "only special ones", so he left and decided to try as a different bird. after failing multiple times, he decided to just give up and made a nest on the "nest building" with everyone else. some hacker named "lucia" help his nest using twig hack.

Cyka started asking Nigel "what is ich", while some no name spammed gibberish. fckoff asked hi "an itchy spot?" but got interrupted by an eagle named "ant", who asked him "You again?".

Nigel then had to go.

add photos latr

jan 9

Flab3 city nests

again, video problems. uhg..

jan 12


jan 13

chat with kingslayer

Flab3 fun 1

flab3 fun 2

ebony argument

flab3 fun 3

flab3 fun 4

flab3 fun 5

here comes the bride

jan 15


Flab3 night

jan 16

city1 morning

jan 17

Flab3 nonsense 1 and 2

kels and mittens

this will be finished when I have time  

jan 10

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met ABC naemed defcon at city1, accidentally killed him after he killed cyka and a ringneck.  he told me who he was so i appologized and told him about AUC's message on the other wiki.   gave him the link n he's going to check it out.    then a nn swan showed up.  angryswan?  it didnt fight back wen i killed it ? abc said to leave it alone. i told it go go away so it did lol. 'ty." then i gtg

the 18

wiki nonsense

"r.i.p pigeon bee"

someones not sad about pigeon's suicide attempt.

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wheres pigeon?

Nigel: you still around? you've dissapeared for a week now

One awful fawful: A horror scene! Terrifying! Weeks after rumors of suicide, pigeonbee has DISAPPEARED! We need a detective, a lawyer, and a body bag >:v *coming to you live from the flylikeabird3 wiki, who will solve the mystery of the Missing Pigeon?!*

Pigeon: Don't be a retard, Fawful.

No, Nigel, my attempt failed. i passed out and police woke me up

Kingslayer: She's not a retard, she's just joking. U got a bad sense of humor pigeon.

awful: You failed? I had even planned a Good Riddance, Pigeonpee! funeral! You need a proper lesson in death. You need to go to death school and get a medical degree in dying and not return until you've learned to die properly! Begone! And don't come back until you're dead!

Kingslayer: someone sounds like a true retard now. Lol

Awful: On second thought, when pigeonebee dies so does the future of fly like a bird 3.



king: dude, chill, i know. why should i get worked up over this fool? lol. bring some chill in yo life nigel

Pigeonbee smells: Pigeonbee just banned me. For that reason it must die (-_-) But pigeonpee may be the only chance of getting a response out of Greedyvial and saving everyone from certain death. For that reason it must live! (^.^) Unless someone else who isn't a complete Jerk-Wad comes to hunt down the foul and evil Monstervial, in which case...ahem.. DOWN WITH PIGEONBEE! DIE DIE DIE! >:o

Nigel: why did he have to come out of hiding again.. i thought he was gone or good this time maybe. fck. 

i dont think pigeon is going to want to"save" flab3 when people like you are on it. 

and insulting her isnt going to help either.

Pigeonsmells: and insulting her isnt going to help either.

Pigeonbee! You're not a horrible idiotic absolute failure. (^.^)  

you're only half of one.


40% gas

20% instant regret and failure

10% pure stupid

11% decaying dreams

8% stink

10% moldy underpants

1% brain



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the 20th

oh dear, better start digging the trenches and ordering tanks.

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Nigel asked "we? who tf is we? do you have a swan army now?"

and got this as a reply.

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also. this...

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"the conspiracy: Nigelvial "







He has been on fly like a bird 3 since it was made

He's a seegul. He sees all

He talks and moves terrifyingly fast

He recorded the entire history of fly like a bird 3 to help gamevial with their evil plan to destroy the world

He pooped


Nigel told him "look mate, if i was "gamevial" the game wouldnt be dying, it would be updated alot more, and people like you wouldnt exist on the game"

he answered: "Then how do you explain this? "

That thing gamevial left looks like nigel's skeleton, meaning that gamevial kidnapped and murdered nigel in their secret lair but took out his brain and implanted it in a nigel look alike robot, so nigel is actually a ROBOT o_o

which explains the fast talking, the automatic OW HEY response, and the disturbing obsession with hill5.

Nigel answered: its a bird model?

its a fcking robin.

how did you even get that picture?

the 22

More wiki crap.

the conspiracy: nigelbot

"Nigel is weird. His almost automated response to being injured is OW HEY. He's almost.... Robotic. Two things could have happened and both are proof of his mechanical origins.


That nigel was not always a robot. The picture left by gamevial is either nigel's dismembered skeleton or an earlier prototype nigel. Gamevial kidnapped nigel and took out his brain, dumped his remains back out on the wiki and and flew off to their evil lair, a mysterious lab at the top of a mountain inside a cave. After deleting his memory and wiring his brain up to a machine gamevial's plan backfired as the NigelBot had a mind of its own and jumped off the mountain into the abyss never to be seen again. Which means that:

If you pulled back the glued on feathers you would see gears and batteries

Somewhere he has an electronic penis that shoots lasers

His wife springtrap was a toaster.

THEORY #2 Nigel is a robot designed by gamevial to spy on the citizens of fly like a bird 3 while not seeming suspicious. His wiki is actually information for gamevial's evil plans. He was made to seem normal by repeating OW HEY when hurt and gaining information by asking who r u whenever he found someone new. His fast talking is also robotic, nigel's literally a talking machine! Meaning if we unscrew nigel's head we could find out about gamevial's evil plans and stop them before it's too late! GET THAT ROBOT!"

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Pigeon's message too late

"As of the 15th, the servers have shut down for good. This marks the end of an era. It was a joy to fly alongside you. If possible, we'll see if I can find another game."

Nigel and Angry replied

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Anani's return

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the 25.....

"there coming"




Fly like a bird 3, a land of horrible, muderous beasts (nigel) The horrific, nightmare inducing landscape was quiet. Cold. Dark. Unusually silent, even without the obnoxious seegul around. Until the horror revealed itself. Until.... They emerged from the ground below! Their lifeless, rotting hands pulled the rest of their horribly decayed bodies from the grave. Their skin a diseased pale green, half rotten faces peeling apart with every stiff movement, and their eyes were dead yet always staring, seeing, knowing.  This was the land of the undead. This was hill5. They were hungry for anyone with a brain. (yes nigel, you'll be safe. sadly.)

*AAAAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S GOT ME!!!!! HELPPPP!!!!!!!* (o_o)




(he seems to have a thing about "green" things..)

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Have to edit all of the "days" from flylikeabird3, and theres a lot of them. it will be done when I have to time to add them :) for now its just wiki crap.

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Angry found another wiki to harass.

its a separate page so not to spam this one