-Kings mad again
ft Kingslayer, Death, Bubble, Gamers, Chainsmoker
name of the day
Nigel was poo fighting with Kingslayer, death, bubble, and a few others at city5. Kingslayer stopped flying for a minute and landed on a building, so Nigel pooed on him. King got mad, claiming you weren't supposed to poo on people on buildings, and not that particular building either, making it seem like only the two blue buildings were in the poo fight. Nigel told him its a poo fight, and your supposed to poo on people, so king got mad and started lagging the game. Nigel told king he thought that poo fights took place in the whole city, asking "they have limits now?" King told Nigel to apologize, or he would continue lagging, so Nigel did. King told him "good boy" so Nigel told him "don't talk to me like im a dog!!!!!".
(From nigel's point of view it seems he was the only smart guy there and everyone else was a kid, lol it didnt happen like that folks, some stuff has been omitted by my dear friend but since this happened a long time ago I'm just gonna let it rest)~Kingslayer
Kingslayer then left, asking gamers to lag Nigel out, so Nigel tried explaining to Gamers what happened. Gamers said "its common sense to know that he was afk, even I gt pissed when someone pooes on me while afk", so Nigel told him he wasn't afk, claiming king just came back after departing. Gamers told him to wait until King started flying, claiming he was probably afk or not playing anymore. Nigel then realized something, and said "wait.. wait wait wait, he did start flying, when I pooed on him. he was just taking off!!!"
meanwhile Chainsmoker started reciting some bizarre poem "snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity.. oh there goes rabbit, his poemes are sweaty.. knees weak and arms are heavy, weak arms are heavy, you vomited your moms spaghetti!" Chainsmoker then claimed "lol, mad for poo fight?? my gf slapped me and I didn't get mad!"(he's an idiot right?)". Chainsmoker then claimed that he was Death all along during the poo fight, not the real one, and then got mad at Nigel for "talking behind his back" and told him to tell it to has face, so Nigel did, telling him "well then, your a f**ing asshole" and left.later that day he went to city1 and got this.....
that night a lag war started at city1 between famous youtube, redx, and ebony. Nigel and Blueflame tried to stop them, but gave up for their "lag" was incredibly weak, sometimes not even being lag. Nigel eventually decided to lag the game and killed them all. when they got back red started spamming to stop, along with ebony, so Nigel told them "lmao you guys keep lagging the game but then when I do real lag you all beg me to stop, pathetic.." so red and famousyoutuber both denied they had ever been lagging. Nigel lagged the game again so ebony told him he liked the lag and called Nigel the "lag god". some bird named "itachi", who was obviously fed up with the lag, said "yeh got that rite......." and left.photos from that afternoon.
The weird side of Flab3.
ft KingalbSniper, Blackwolfghost, Bluebird, Sofia
name of the day
Nigel had been at City 3 with Blackwolfghost and Kingalbsniper, who had been discussing the different lags and codes. some bird named Bluebird was also asking about the spam codes. Kingalb then started trying to shoot everyone for no reason, so Nigel put his wings up and claimed he was innocent. Blackwolf decided to leave, and some bird named "Sofia = h n" showed up and asked "who will be my mom or dad??". Nigel said "oh yay.. one of those.." while Kingalb said he could be her dad. Kinga then started acting weird, asking Sofia to ___ him, while Sofia demanded he be a big bird to be her dad. Nigel asked "what if Ima small bird" while kinga continued asking her to **** him. Sofia then started telling Kinga that he was "very beautiful", while he said "come to daddy!". Nigel asked kinga "Is she old enough to ... uh.. learn about that?" so Kinga told him "like I care!" Nigel asked "how tf did we go from talking about lag n s__ to trying to f____ a five year old?!?"
while kinga kept going with his plan, Nigel decided to just watch, quite creeped out by Kinga. Kinga then told her to get lost, while Nigel told kinga he was weird. Kinga told him "nah its just life", and started killing Sofia. Sofia refused to leave, claiming "I said no, and I will said it 10000 times" so Kinga told her he would kill her 10000 times, while Nigel said "said it, perfect English I see..." Sofia then told them "I'm greek if you wanted to know" so Nigel told her "We didn't, boohoo". Kinga told her he was Albanian, so she told him "yes, you Albanian idiot!". Kinga then told her he lived in Macedonia, so Sofia asked if he knew the greek language. he told her he didn't speak b__ language, while she told him "Baquevvol!" Nigel asked what the heck that meant, so Kinga told him "break s***". Nigel then had to go.
ft horelover, faith
name of the day
Nigel was at island 2 just flying around while some bird named faith built a nest, when Horelover came on. Nigel said "oh god not you again..." remembering last time, so Hore decided to apologize about(she spelt it abawt lmao) last time, claiming Littlekelly got mad easily so Nigel told her he could tell. Nigel asked why her name was "hores" so she told him she decided to change her name. she then told him that it was an "animale that cow boys ride" so Nigel told her "uh.. thats a horse not a hore...... a hore is something... else....". He then made a nest with her, but then she left claiming "wagh"
that night he hung out with Donna and Boogaloo and helped them kill some eagle named Volk.
Spring problem continued..
ft Springtrap,Green budgie, Bella, Allkill
name of the day!Nigel had been at city 2 where he had been killing some birds named "bella" and "all kill", who had killed him even though he had helped there nest. Springtrap showed up, and claimed to know Nigel, saying she was his ex. Nigel tried to tell her that it was angry swan all along, but she refused to listen to him. she refused to believe it was angry swan, and was convinced it was really Nigel who "cheated on her", and claimed that Nazli told her that Nigel hated her all along. Nigel asked her if she was really going to believe someone like Nazli, claiming she cheated on her own mate twice, so Spring told him that nazli was nice, and she did believe her. spring then told Nigel that she hated him, and wouldn't be mates with him, so Nigel asked if they could just be friends, so she told him maybe, and left. some bird named Green parakeet asked if Nigel was done being dramatic, so Nigel told him why he was mad. some swan named Maxgaming also joined and started pooping on both of them. Nigel told green parakeet about Angryswan, so parakeet told him he had seen angry swan around before. Green parakeet then told Nigel that her other name was "tropical falcon", and left.
the hawk that quit part 3....
ft Hores, Dancestar, isobel, Kingalpha, Hawky
Nigel had been at city1 where he was talking to Hores again, telling him to change his name before he got in trouble, for hores still didn't know what hores really meant. he also told her why he left the other day, claiming that his internet was absolute crap. meanwhile some birds named Kingalpha and Isobel were killing a bird named Dancstar.
some bird named lols then asked Nigel if he was the real one, and when he said yes, she told him she was hawky. Nigel had thought that she had quit, so he asked her why she was back. he got the answer that Angryswan had hacked her tablet and shut it down. Nigel started telling her how annoying he thought Angryswan was, but was cut off when she said "I'm quitting." Nigel asked her "again? I thought you already did." so she told him she was quitting forever this time. Nigel asked her why, saying that she already had "quit" 2 other times, so Isobel decided she would be smart and said "everyone says there quitting, Nigel, its called attention seeking!" Hawky told Nigel she might be back at Christmas time, and left, asking Nigel to tell some bird named Natalie gem that she had, so Nigel told her "see ya" while Isobel said "see, Ima person of wisdom.." once she was gone, Nigel said "third. f**ing. time." so Isobel said he was quite "gobby". Kingalpha said "less of the blues", while Hores started demanding Nigel to answer why he left the other day even though he already told her why. meanwhile some bird named rose started asking for a boy friend.
Nigel then decided to leave for ebony had showed up.
the definition of an idiot.
ft hore, aaaaaaaaaaa, bantom chicken.
name of the day!Nigel had been at snow 1 with Bantam chicken, aaaaaaaaaa, and hores, where he was explaining to hores, who had finally fixed his bloody name after 3 days, how to make faces on the game. Horse had asked how, so Nigel told him "with your face". this is there conversation :"so I just make a face infront of the screen?"
"yea horse.. thats how you do it. it magically teleports to the screen -_-"
"Im trying but it doesn't work."
"try again ^_^'
"how close do you have to be to the screen?"this is why I some times take breaks from flab3, incase anyone needed to know? no? :| .........after this Bantam chicken asked Nigel if he was Gamers, for a face he made was similar to what gamers used. Horse asked what "gamers" was, so Nigel told him gamers wasn't an it. Nigel then had to go for a minute, and when he returned Horse told him that he almost had a heart attack. Bantom told Horse "your welcome", while Nigel asked why, also sarcastically asking if he needed to call a hospital. Horse told him it was because he thought Nigel had left for good, so Nigel told him that he said that he was only "be right back", and told horse to learn to read English. Bantom asked if it was the game that caused Nigel to leave, so he told her no, it wasn't, he had even told them all he would be right back. horse then started asking about the faces again, repeating "so it teleports to the screen" again. Nigel told her "yes, like this :)" so again horse tried, to no avail. Horse then gave up and asked "then tell me how", so Nigel told him "you make a face and say abracadabra and then in magically appears on your screen." horse ignored his advice, and instead walked up to Nigel and told him "watch this!!!" and made a nest and stared at it as though he just did something amazing. after horse standing by the nest, as though expecting Nigel to do something, and Nigel staring at it for a minute, he asked ".....? and....? are you expecting an award...?" horse simply walked away and asked aaaaaaaaaa if he would help his nest.
The eagle who wasn't
ft Blueflame, Ebony, Damightyeagle, vaynooo, Chloe
name of the day!
more clueless birds.
that evening Nigel had been at city1, where Ebony was telling him and blue flame about his tragic car crash, and claimed he was now all alone in a hospital. Nigel didn't believe this story, telling him that parents wouldn't leave and 8 year old in hospital by themselves. Blueflame also pointed out that he wouldn't be on a computer playing flab3 if he had really "broken both arms". they ended up going to city5, where ebony would ask stupid questions, and Nigel would answer sarcastically, even though Blue told him to stop, for he was taking it a bit to far. one example was Ebony asked how he could get a computer(wtf he already has one??), so Nigel simply told him "buy one".after this Nigel left and headed to snow1, where he met some bird named "damightyeagle", who he had seen at city1 earlier that day. Nigel asked eagle why he was an owl if his name was "da mighty eagle", but got no answer. instead mighty started asking him how to find twigs. Nigel started explaining, but mighty cut him off claiming "hang on I have to go put my lizard back", so Nigel said "uh.... what."(welcome to flab3) once mighty returned, Nigel started telling him again, showing him and twig, but for some reason he couldn't see it. he then remembered that due to a glitch, twigs were in different locations for other birds. Nigel started explaining how to use the poo cam thing with the arrows to find twigs, but again was cut off my mighty who asked "where am I". Nigel told him "you in the snowscape", so mighty asked "snowscape?". Nigel told him "yes, land of the snow". after waiting for mighty to find a twig(10 minute of my life wasted...), Nigel decided to ask again why his name was "Eagle", but yet again got no answer. some bird named "vaynoo" showed up, and said hi, so Nigel explained to him what he was doing, for he was now yelling at mighty telling him how to pick up a twig. once he made a nest, vaynoo decided to wait by it so he could find it again, while Nigel helped build it. mighty then finally laid an egg(yes, in the land of flylikeabird3, both male and female birds can lay eggs. don't ask.), and asked the two "now what." so Nigel told him "the exciting process of waiting for the egg to hatch, trust me its boring as f..." vaynoo told him he had to feed the chick once it hatched, while mighty asked how long it would take. Nigel told him atleast 10 minute, so Mighty said "wwwhhhhhhaaaaaaatttttttt????". Nigel told him "trust me, you'l be sitting a while", while mighty started swearing. mighty then finally stopped swearing, and said "oh, sorry. my bad" to Nigel and vaynoo who were just staring at him. Nigel told him "next time think before you have kids". mighty then said "its wiggling, whats wrong with my egg", so Nigel told him "this games kinda weird, if you didn't notice already.." the egg then finally hatched, so mighty asked what baby birds do. he got the answer - "eat and sh*t". vaynoo then said "nyaaa kill ppl tryjrough poop on 5 km.....", so Nigel asked him what the heck that meant. vaynoo told him he would sit on a house so he couldn't poo on Nigel by accident. Chloe then showed up, and started chatting with Nigel, while Vaynoo asked where the twigs were, so Nigel told him "in the trees". Nigel then had to go.
Devil the pain
ft Darknight, Devil, Blue flame, Kingalbsniper, ice wolf, Chainsmoker
name of the day!that morning Nigel had been at city1 fighting a clone of dakrknight, who was yelling random things about gay people. this clone turned out to be Devil, so Nigel wondered why he was cloning dark for they were apperantly friends. Nigel, dark, blue flame and Kingalbsinper then decided to go to city5, for someone had started lagging city1 as usual. when they got there, Nigel said "I'm trying to watch the news and there discussing different emoji's, what is this world coming to?!" while dark asked devil why he was following them. Nigel told dark about him cloning her, so she asked him if he had lag for mobile players. Nigel said he would try, and told her to leave the game for a minute and lagged, claiming "lag time :)". unfortunately it killed everyone except devil, so he said "didn't work ...." after dark returned and asked if he lagged. devil started laughing as though it were funny, while dark said "whatever, we'll fight him!" Nigel said he would watch, while dark said they shouldn't worry for devil sucked at poo fighting. devil started killing dark, so Nigel saved her, and thought he killed devil, but it turned out that Kinga had lagged him out. Dark told Nigel, who was laughing about killing devil, so he said "oh.. well s***". dark then went back to fighting Devil, while blue asked if this was all they were going to do. she said "I'm just watching you guys running around the map" so Nigel corrected her, saying "flying*" Devil said "ok now you guys all see", while Kinga said "he's coming out on us now naked"(leave it to kinga...o.o) . Devil then left, and returned as a no name and said "Welcome back", so dark asked why he said welcome back seen as he was the only one who left and returned. devil started laughing again, while dark said "you said welcome back to yourself, retard.." Nigel said "you mean welcome back yourself", while kinga claimed he could still see devils name.devil then started spamming "oi spotted" for some reason, so dark said that "oi" meant sheep in Romanian. Kinga became a no name and hoped that Devil wouldn't see him, claiming that he would look like a coward if they knew it was him(idiot just gave himself away lmao), while devil spammed oi over and over. Devil then stopped fighting, and asked what they would do if he stopped killing them, so dark told him they wouldn't stop, while Nigel said "forgive you an say were sorry. jk.. we'll totally kill you". Kinga then started superpooing him to death, so devil said "nice". Dark asked "nice?" so Nigel said "so he likes people killing him?" devil then started spamming oi again.he then started saying "popopopopopopo", while Nigel told them to stop pooing on him, claiming he only did it for attention. dark agreed and stopped, claiming "I can't waste me time on a loser". devil told her she was actually a loser, so dark told him "I know how to spell correctly unlike you 16 yr old". Dark then said "Ask anyone exept gamers and they would chose me over you any day". Nigel laughed, saying "anyone but Gamers..." while dark added "and maybe fighter as well..." Devil said "I am better cause you play on pc and I on phone", so Nigel asked "isn't it the other way around?" (it is a known fact that tablet players are crap at poo fighting). dark then started telling them about "oi", claiming that oi was actually plural for sheep, and Ouie was single. she then called devil a "drunk ouie" which caused him to start spamming "oi" again. devil then started asking dark to stop, so dark told him if he wanted her to stop, then leave. Devil said "me and Dark will fight!", so Nigel told them he would be a spectator and watched. devil started winning the fight, while dark called him a pig and Nigel watched with Blueflame, cheering dark on. devil told Dark to stop for it was nighttime now, so dark told him "so? its night for me to". Nigel told devil "you really think she's going wait just cause its nighttime? fix your eyes or die." so devil gave up and started the fight again. devil then randomly left, so Nigel said "lmao he's pathetic", while dark said he was irritating. Nigel asked if they wanted to go somewhere else, suggesting hill5, but right as he said it Devil came back, so he said "well nvm then...". devil started the fight again, and dark luckily started winning, so devil told her "nice". Nigel asked "wtf he just congradulated you for killing him?!" while deivl started laughing histerically and said "you must be having a day!". he then said it was night again, so dark told him she didn't care, getting "ok f*** off" for a reply. Nigel then had to go.
later Nigel found Dark, Blueflame and Chainsmoker at hill1, and asked them why they were there. dark said they didn't know, while chain said it was thanks to him. they then went to city5 and met ice wolf there, who was named "marshmallow". they chatted about the color codes, making up new colors for it, and also about Angry's "poster" on the Flylikeabird3 wiki, for ice had quoted angry's mock name for Flab3 while they were making up new names for the game. Nigel then left for a minute, and when he went back everyone was gone.
Nigel went to city 1 to look for them, but instead found Devil who asked him to go to city5. he went, and asked what he wanted, so Devil asked nigel to apologize to dark for what he had done earlier. Nigel told him to apologize to dark himself, so Devil told Nigel that dark wouldnt listen to him. Nigel told devil to try, saying that he wasn't going to apologize for him, so devil decided he would and left, apologizing to Nigel again for what he did.
The Sweet fight
ft Sweet girl1, Sweetgirl 2, Sweety, Sweety More sweety's
October 8 2017
Nigel hung out with cherie that night where a bird named sweetgirl 1 kept fighting with sweet girl 2. Cherie was there and ended up having to help a bunch of birds build nests. eventually there were 6 birds with either "Sweet" or "Sweety" in there names, and they all started fighting as usual.
bait the fish
ft Dima, Kidlat, Darkknight, Blackwolfghost, Chris Evans, Anani,
Anani's first appearance..
name of the day!That morning Nigel was at snow1 fighting with some Russian birds. one of them, named "Dima", had pooed on Nigel after he had helped their nests, thus starting the fight. while Nigel was killing them, kidlat showed up and asked Nigel what the heck he was doing, surprised to find Nigel in a snowscape. Nigel told him he was killing some birds, trying to explain to kid why he was there, while kid told Nigel "come give daddy a hug!". Nigel then asked kid if he wanted to go to city5, but kid said not to for Dark and her "stupid friends" were there. kid said they would look like fools if they went. Nigel asked if he was talking about Devil, and told kid about devil's fake identities. kid then had to go for a minute and decided to meet Nigel at city5, for the Russian birds had left and there was nothing to do at snow1 anyways. when Nigel got to city5(he had been delayed..) he found Blackwolfghost there, who was telling someone that no strangers were allowed there. Kidlat was saying that he was supposed to say that, while Nigel asked how everyone was. Chrisevans told Nigel that he was "bad" for some reason, so Blackwolf asked him why, stating that he said that he was happy earlier. DarkKnight said that she felt the same, claiming "this Bish showed up right when I started eating.." while Chris told Nigel that the "idiot girl" was there. Nigel asked who the idiot was, but then saw that they were fighting some bird named "Anani". Kidlat started jokingly telling them that Anani was his "Bish" that he had broke up with, and claimed that she couldn't get over it. he yelled at her "Bish were done, get off ma lawn!!!!!!!", while Anani killed dark who said "why me....". Dark then decided to ask Anani who she was, so Chris decided to be smart and said "she is anani". Nigel asked Chris "no kidding right?" while Kid went on saying "you say you love me? of corse you just love my ____". they then started beating up Anani, taking turns killing her, so Kidlat joined in, claiming he had to leave soon but first he would f___ anani up. Blackwolf decided to "bait" anani, claiming she would stand on the middle of the roof and act as bait, when Anani went to kill her the others would strike and kill her. Blackwolf started taunting Anani, saying "I'm bait come get me you stupid fish!!!!". Nigel said "here fishy fishy!!!" while kid claimed that was "old". Nigel then asked Blackwolf if she was a "piece of bread", so she told him she was a wiggly worm instead. they then finally killed Anani, so Blackwolf asked if the should go to city7. Nigel and Dark told her no, claiming it would just find them again, but Blackwolf ignored them and went anyways, leaving Nigel and dark, who just stood there. Nigel broke the silence and said "well, I guess she's going without us?". Anani then left, so Dark said "haha she rage quit", while black wolf(who had returned, claiming that "the bait had to reload") said "*bruh laugh time* brahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha". Anani then came back, so Nigel said he would kill it this time, but said "or not......" when Anani started pooping on him repeatedly. Nigel then had to go, while Blackwolf was telling Dark and Kidlat that it was a fight they would never see in there life, and was asking them to pay her to watch. -
the shipper(warning it gets weird.)
ft Darkknight, Horti the Russian, weird guy(possibly devil),
That night Nigel was at city 5 with Darkknight, where they had been killing some Russian guy named Lucifer. another Russian bird named "Horti" came on after Lucifer died, so Nigel told dark to "speak Russian to him". dark's "speaking Russian" was just a mix of Russian swear words, which obviously didn't please Horti.Nigel and dark then stated making a nest, and argued over who owned the chick. while they were doing this, some No name came on, but then left. Nigel wondered who it was, and asked dark her opinion, but before either of them could guess it returned with Nigel's name. Nigel said "oh god no.... go away fake!" the fake started copying what Nigel said, while Nigel said "aaaaaand I think I know who it is. I just hope I'm wrong." dark asked where the clone was, and suprizingly got an answer from the clone. Nigel asked the clone who he was, but got no answer for the clone left. Nigel said "oh thank god" but the clone returned, now named "Darknigel", so Nigel said "or not........" dark started asking the clone again who he was, but it left, so she said "Darn, can't even get to know him." she then said "I think its angry..." so Nigel told her "Well it didn't look happy", to which she told him to shut up. he then returned, now named "Nigel knight", so dark laughed and called it the "ultimate bird". the fake told them "or god" and then left. Dark Nigel then returned, so dark told him "so creative" but said "not creative anymore" when he started calling Nigel "Nigger Nigel". Dark asked he the fake was Gamers, so he asked her "Gamersz...?" and left and got the name "Gamerighter". Nigel asked "what the hell is this" while dark asked where the nest had gone. Gamerighter then left, so dark told Nigel the was her worst nightmare if they combined, while Nigel agreed. he then returned now named "Fighterz" and asked them "better?". it got the answer of "no" from both of them, so he said eh" and left. Nigel said "this is so weird..." while dark claimed it was kinda fun. he then returned again now named "Nazli Knight" so dark said "noooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!" while Nigel asked what the hell this was supposed to be and laughed, before saying "Nazli knight, hell no!"
Nigel then had to go for a minute, and when he came back the thing was now named "sky cube". Dark told Nigel that it had told her she was "batman" over and over, while the name was changed to "rubic flame". dark asked who this was again, so Rubic Flame told her it was "rubic cube and blue flame", so dark told him that she was asking who he was, and not about the name. instead of answering, he left and named himself "Nigelslayer" so Nigel told him hell no to that. dark started laughing, claiming it was hilarious, while Nigel called Nigelslayer a creep. the name was then changed yet again, this time to "Finn the Gamerz" so Nigel told him that Finn didn't even play anymore, so off he went and changed it to "blue sky" and claimed it to be the worst one. Nigel asked "what is this guy doing, going through a list of players?" while Blue sky changed to Nigel saga. while dark asked yet again who he was, he changed his name to "yug" and started asking dark if she was 14 for some reason. Nigel asked who the hell he was, while dark refused to answer him. the name was changed to "dark Nisa", so dark started spamming gibberish. she then realized what she was doing, and told Nigel(who was staring at her) "oh just messing with my keyboard..... so soft....."(I think she's going insane.?). she then started screaming "nooooooooooooooo no no no no no" when the name was changed to "Darkiez". while dark started screaming gibberish again, darkiez changed to "blacknigelzcl", so Nigel told him "no. just no." so yet again it was changed to "darkestry". Horti then returned, so Nigel said "oh look at that horti's back" while weird bird changed his name to "nigelslayer" again and claimed it was his favorite combination. he then told them that Kingslayer was a bastard in his opinion, and left.Nigel then left again for a minute and when he came back the name had been changed to "Noseybonk(a name you should never EVER look up.)", and he was trying to scare dark. Nigel started asking "are you ryuik, she knows all the old pla....." but simple ended it saying "omg " when it was changed to "Shadowryuik". he then changed his name to numerous old players, and asked Nigel and Dark "im i not the most strange guy you have ever seen in this game?", so he got the answer "ya got that right" from Nigel. Dark told him that he was second, claiming Angry took the price for first. so with that idea in mind Grey was changed to Angryswan, and he started talking about Angryswans hacking. Nigel told him that Angryswan wasn't a girl(well, its kinda both but he's more commonly refurred to as a boy), so Angryswan left and changed to Powerranger fan, because at this point any name would sound normal. Nigel asked dark "why does this game make me feel like a took drugs even tho I didn't?" while dark spammed ???????? over and over. Powerranger fan then changed to several other names, such as "Leo(asking who he was), B.nytnh.bop(spamming nyehehehe), Lin(claiming she was a newfag)" and others, ending on "Darkknight <I>" claiming it was Dark's old name. Nigel was spamming "wtf" over and over, while Dark asked if they should go to city1. Phoenix fire then entered and asked them "am I wrong?" so Nigel told him to stop already. Nigel then decided to leave and go to hill2, hoping to lose the creep, but they didn't. instead a clone of Darkknight came on, but she wasn't able to see it for it hid under her. they eventually gave up and left.
it was later suspected that this was Devil, for it acted like him and had poor grammar like him.
ft creep again
name of the day!-
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ft Noseybonk, Talon flame, Vaynoo Blackwolfghost, cherie, donna,
name of the day!
went to city1 and got this.
later that day he was at city1 where the fake noseybonk, who had now obtained a fancy name and immortality hack, was lagging the game constantly and killing people. some bird named monster was trying t sport him while Nigel kept trying to lag him out for good. cherie was also there, as well as donna who had a fake clone who kept killing Nigel. Nigel eventually got fed up and went to city5 with vaynoo and talon flame. there he told vaynoo about the real nosey bonk, claiming that the real one "sat in a corner and repeated redrum while hacking someones computer". talon asked what on earth they were talking about, so Nigel told him "nosey bonk of all things".after that they started talking about pizza, for vaynoo had told Nigel he could always tell it was him, for when he said hi vaynoo would scream "pizza". Talon said he wanted pizza now, while Vaynoo claimed he couldn't eat any for he already "almost threw up because he ate to much candy". then the 3 stated playing "chase", a game vaynoo made up where you had to poo on another bird, similar to poo fights. Nigel got the brilliant idea to be eagles to make the game "easier", but it turned out it was almost impossible for they kept crashing. while Nigel cursed at one of the walls he crashed into, vaynoo claimed he would "make out with the wall". Nigel said "Ima forget he said that", while vaynoo and Talon started chasing him.
after that they kept on playing chase, but then gave up after a bit. Vaynoo changed his name to "Sexy sexy son", while Nigel changed his to "irllyhateeagles". Nigel also taught vaynoo the building glitch as an eagle.(named "magical eagle)later nigel met Blackwolfghost who asked him if he hd seen Rubics cube, for she had gone missing a week ago. Nigel told her he hadn't, and thats when things got creepy. Blackwolf claimed that Rubics had said she would commit suicide shortly before dissapearing, for she had been afraid that Blackwolf would kill herself. she had claimed "if you die I'll die too", even tho black didn't really die. Rubics had then told Blackwolf that if blackwolf died, she would die too. Nigel told Blackwolf not to go killing herself, for she had started acting odd, claiming "I need someone to tell me she is alive!!!!!!", and had claimed she would go searching through every news channel for any recent suicide stories. she then got another idea, thinking that maybe it was due to hurricane irma - the power wasn't yet back on for Rubics. Blackwolf then said that she needed to stop acting worried, and claimed that she needed to "think happy thoughts", "maybe its just the hurricane"(thats a happy thought o.o?). Nigel agreed, and said "yea, that or she went on vacation". She then asked Nigel for a hug, claiming she was scared, so he told her not to go killing herself or doing anything stupid. she told him she promised, and claimed that she never broke promises even though she was now depressed again. Nigel told her "I've seen to many people on this game kill themselves" and then said "yea, atlas five" when she gave him a o.o face. she then told him that it was dangerous for her to be depressed, claiming that she had anger issues, and didn't want to go getting mad at others for no reason. Nigel told her he would look for Rubic's cube and ask Darknight about her for se possibly knew rubics on kid. black wolf told him they needed to gather information and send out others to search for her. she then claimed that she knew who could help : "tide", the redx guy from city1.
Friday the 13!
ft Angryswan, Darkknight, famousyoutuber, sweet girl1,
name of the day!
------------------------------------ Angry's back :[ ------------------------------------------Nigel met dark knight and famous youtuber that afternoon and told them to go to hill2, for he had just seen angry spamming the game and claimed he didn't want to be chased around by the "racist spamming idiot" all day. when they got there, famous stated acting weird, asking where Nigel(now named bubbles) and Dark(now named purple) were, even though they told him that is was them. he told them he only saw those names, and then asked why they changed them. they told him, but he didn't listen, and started asking why over and over. Nigel asked dark if he was the real one, so she told him she thought he was. famous then stated saying that he was dreaming. later he went to city5 with Dark and some bird named "shy baby bird" who turned out to be sweet girl 1. sweet girl claimed that she was sad because someone had cloned her and stolen Famous from her, so Nigel told her he would try and talk to famous about it. dark and Nigel then headed to city1 to kill random birds with darks new poo hack. when they got there they found angry swan was there and spamming his usual garbage. he named himself Donald trump and started spamming about building a wall, "build the wall! no Mexicans! t(-_-)t". he then changed to "ride my *******" and started spamming about j*** soup.... Nigel decided to leave.
the nest party
ft Horny girl, dark knight, moo, Loask, Fatjon,
name of the day!
Nigel was first at snow2, killing two Russians who had killed him for no reason. he then went to city1 where he found this lovely name!
some no name then started lagging the game, and dark knight came on so Nigel and her went to city5.
Nigel was hanging out with dark knight and was complaining about how his dad had ate all his gummy bears that night without asking him, and had left only one for Nigel(he had complained about them the day before for they had melted in the car but his mom gave them to him anyways, "there supposed to be gummy bears, not a flat multicolored mess!"). they then chatted about Anani, Nigel claiming she seemed like Ariana, but dark disagreed, claiming Ariana had poor aim. some no name then came on and turned out to be sparkle, so Nigel told them about Blackwolfghost looking for her the other night. sparkle claimed that this wasn't true, and dark said that she wouldn't commit suicide.
they then ended up being followed by some bird named "moo" who nice suspected was Lisha. she would sit under Nigel and dark, taking turns between them. they would mock her, calling her a cow because of her name.after that they ended up at city2 where they made nests and were joined by an eagle named "Loask". he was a bit weird, just sitting and staring at them. they would accidentally poo on him every now and then, and he eventually got mad and left. some swan named "FatJon" showed up, and started asking dark if he could "touch her chicks". Nigel asked him why he wanted to, calling him a creep. Loask returned and told them all he pooped when he chatted, so Nigel told him "we firgured it out by now", for he would often poo on dark when ever he tried to talk.
eventually dark and Nigel had at least 10 birds nesting with them.
ft Red, Blackwolfghost, Cedric
name of the dayNigel had been at city1 where Redx was lagging the game yet again. some bird named Cedric was telling red to stop, while blackwolfghost told red that she knew it was him for he had even told her he was going to lag. red told them "no not that" while Nigel told him that he saw it was him when he did the <I> counter code, claiming "It showed your name, unless there's another red?" Blackwolf answered him saying "no, its just red here, no clones", before realizing it was sarcasm. red told them "I'm not talking about that, want me to ban ya'll?" Nigel told him that he couldn't ban people, claiming that he had been on the game for years and heard the threat "10000 times", and told red "it doesn't work, trust me". red told him "it does if your a maker", so Nigel told him he wasn't a creator of the game, while back wolf told them she was bored and confused. she then told Nigel that red was, telling him he didn't know anything about him, so Nigel told them that creators couldn't even ban people for it wasn't a part of the game. Red told him he was a hacker, so Nigel told him "look, I have been threatened by some of the best hackers that there gonna "ban me", and am I gone?" so red said "no." and shut up. Nigel then gave up and decided to leave, for red had started going on about some "banning code".
ft Girl, Dark, Blueflame, alphadarlie.
Nigel met Lisha that morning, where she spammed her flower crap as usual.
then Nigel met Blueflame, Blackwolf, Dark and alphadarlie at city5, where they tried to teach a bird named "Girl" how to do speed hack after she asked dark how she did it. Nigel would make up a strategy, often involving Girl's death, and tell her to do it. and she would. they included "flap your wings fast", jump off a building flapping her wings fast, jump off a building and yell "I believe I an fly", run as fast as she could and jump off a building.
eventually, once they were on plan d, dark got and told her to jump off the building and die, claiming that she had speed once when she did that. girl tired to do it, but didn't die so nige; told her to, claiming she would "come back as a changed bird". when she got back, he asked her if she could feel herself changing, so she tried flying, and found that she couldn't fly fast at all, so she told him "no.." dark told her to do it again, while Nigel told them they could move to plan e. plan e was to "go to the highest point on the map and jump off the building, then flap your wings and scream "I can f***ing fly fast!". sooo she went to the highest building and jumped off, dying yet again. after that fail, Nigel told her plan f - ride on a car and use the speed to send you flying. instead of doing it, she just said in the middle of the road and got hit by a car multiple times. Nigel told her that she had to land on top of the car, so she asked him how, claiming it was difficult, so he told her just to try, claiming it took skill.when that one didn't work, dark told her the next one, claiming "this one worked for me so I might work for you so come here.. see that yellow building? you gotta fly in it as fast as you can!". Nigel told her "yea, aim for the green window". dark told her to "have faith" and Nigel added "believe in yourself, your special", while alphadarlie tried to demonstraight it for girl. girl said "ok I can do this!" and flew straight for the window, crashed, and died. dark started laughing, claiming "did you see that?? I'm dying!!!" while Nigel claimed that girl was worse then the horse guy, calling it "unbelievable". girl told them that it didn't work for her, so Nigel told her that it might be because she's not special enough. Nigel and dark then explained to blue flame what they were doing, for she had been trying in vain as well, for she didn't realize that it was a prank. _________________________________________________________
The fake King
ft fake kingslayer, Blackwolfghost, Darkknight, Blueflame.
name of the day!
Nigel had been at city1 where he saw the "Nigelslayer" guy again. he left, and when he came back he found the name had changed to "darealkingslayer". he said hi to Nigel, so Nigel told him he knew he wasn't real. the fake told Nigel that he was the real one, but Nigel didn't believe him, and asked him about the clone that had been there before. the fake asked Nigel "ask me any question... my love>:)", so Nigel said "ya, your not the real one..." and then asked "ok then, can you please die? for me? die." fake told Nigel "boohoo, come and get me baby", while Nigel asked who he was. he got no answer.
Nigel then left for a minute, and when he came back he found it was now named "Kingslayer_av", and was telling others that he was the real one. Nigel told him to stop, so the fake asked him to ask questions again. Blackwolfghost told the fake that he was a lier, pointing out that the real king used fancy letters in his name. Nigel asked why he was back on Flylikeabird3, for the real king had left for 3 months. he got the answer of "I missed playing and came back", so Nigel called him a liar again. Nigel then got an idea, and told the fake to go to hill5, and when he got there he asked him what the name of the site that they used was. fake told Nigel he couldn't for Blackwolf was there, she had followed them and was complaining that the fake had followed them. Nigel asked her to leave and when she did he asked the fake the question again. fake told Nigel "you mean he volts one of the new one?" so Nigel asked him how he knew that they had a new one. he told Nigel "I hear stuff Nigel :) I am kingslayer remember?" so Nigel told him that Kingslayer didn't act like that, claiming "he'd probably be yelling at me by now to tell you the truth.." the fake started describing what kingslayer supposedly looked like, "I'm 17 I'm tall I have dark skin color. I have a muscular body and I live in Chicago. anything else @migo?". Nigel, still not convinced, asked him "what did you get mad at me over a few weeks ago?" so the fake answered him "you posed on me".
some bird named "peene" then showed up and started killing Nigel, so fake told him "oh no bro somebody is killing you and I can't save you unless you believe me!". Nigel got an idea, and asked him to post a message on the site using his account, but instead of answering him the fake started spamming "e.e your questions aren't challenging enough". the fake eventually saw nigels question, and instead of answering, started telling Nigel that he was the fake, and that he was trying to trick him into telling him the site. Nigel told him that he wasn't doing that, and told him he already knew the site. the fake then told Nigel that he had cancelled his account, obviously running out of ways around his lies. so Nigel started yelling at him calling him a liar and a fake. Darkknight then joined them. fake king started telling dark that he was the real, while Nigel told dark who he was and called him a "Creep". he also warned dark and Blakwolf, who had come back, about peene who was still killing people
they then all headed to city5, where fake king continued trying to trick Nigel and dark into getting the site name. fake started describing himself again, so Nigel told him that he didn't know what Kingslayer looked like, so he could be told anything. dark said that king wouldn't say things like that, while Nigel agreed. Blackwolf said "ummm you didn't have to tell us all of that it think" while Nigel said that the clone didn't talk like king. Nigel then had to go so he asked dark to tell the real king on the site about it, while the fake went on about his hacking and what not. fake king told them that they would die if they told the real one that he was cloning him, and called them idiots claiming that he was the real one. Nigel and dark told him that they would tell the real one, so fake asked the "pretty please?? you don't know what happens to people when he finds out.. do you??" so Nigel told him "he will find you in real life and kill you, thats what he'll do!" "and hack your computer". the fake said "I a not getting hacked and banned again.... bulls__!" so Nigel asked him "Again? so you've done this before? and your dumb enough to do it again?" so fake told him "yea I did. and you know what he was planning to do." Nigel then had to go. meanwhile Blackwolf acted as bait again to try and kill Peene.later he went to city 1 and got this :|
The Roast bird
ft the roast bird, warning666, industry, flylater that night Nigel went to city1 where he met a lovely bird named "the roast bird", who kept telling other birds to go away and shut up. he was saying "I don't really know what your problem is, but its really hard to pronounce", so Nigel went over to him and asked him what was wrong, so roast told Nigel that he was the roast bird, and claimed the roast people. he then ended his explanation and told Nigel "how about a nice cup of SHUT UP???". Nigel asked him "cup of what?!" while some bird named Industry told roast to stop. Roast ignored nigels question, and told him "shh.. hear that? thats the sound of no one caring what you think." Nigel asked who he was but instead got "why don't you go and slip into something more comfortable?... like a coma!" Nigel said "the hell..." to that. -meanwhile some bird named "warning666" was killing other birds, so some dude named fly started spamming "666 idiot never give up". Roast was telling Nigel "why don't you wipe your mouth with.." but was cut off when fly started rage spamming again. Nigel then had to go.
ft Dark and Frost
October 19name of the day!Nigel had been hanging out with Darkknight at city 5 when Akashi seijuro came on. Nigel asked her if she was the real one, so she told him she was, while Dark
started making fun of her name, calling her "sushi". Nigel told frost about Legend cloning her, so dark told Nigel that he didn't, he only used the named "legend and chainsmoker". Nigel told her that he did, claiming he did it when she wasn't on, while frost said "I'm so very special". dark claimed she had seen a lot of kingslayer clones, but sweared that she had never seen a frost clone. Nigel then left for his internet died.
The poor no names
ft ham34, karla, famousyoutuber, Blackwolfghost, creepy stalker bird, 345, the two no names
October 20. view gallery herename of the day!
nigel met famous youtuber at snow1 after harassing an eagle named "ham" and his mate karla. famous asked Nigel If he was still in ebony's clan, so Nigel told him he never was. famous said it was probably a clone then.
he then left and headed to city1 where he found some bird named "pls wank me nn" harassing Blackwolfghost who was a no name. PWMNN was fighting with some bird named 345, while black wolf asked Nigel if he could keep her egg warm while she hid in a building. Nigel told her he wasn't going over to her nest, for that was where the fight was going on. she told him "I have to care for my chick but he's stuck over there" so Nigel told her "good luck." she then started yelling that someone was a "freaking crow" and said to kill who ever this was. PWMNN then changed to "make me *** nn" so Blackwolf asked "Why does he chose to do this to me :/" so Nigel told her "I dunno, usually its me who gets this." she told him "when I put my name on pigeons follow me, and some robins do too." Blackwolf then had to go, so MMCNN changed his name to "suck me 345".
Nigel, being the idiot he was, said "well, least its not me this time!" but said "oh.. crap." when SM345 left, thinking it would use his name this time. instead it came back a "make mon on me" so Nigel asked what the hell mon was. it turned out that mon wasn't the same bird, for "your a*** is next Nigel" had just come on, so Nigel said "Aaaaaaaand I should have kept my big mouth shut..". after being followed around for a while, and watching YNN and 345 fight, some other nn came on and asked "thats not f***ing thing.. right nn?". Nigel asked him what he meant, asking if he was taking about the your next Nigel guy, and told him "he's been trying to f*** different birds". No name told him that his real name was "amaraa", someone Nigel knew. YNN then left and changed to "threesome nn's??" and flew over to the 2 no names who were sitting on one of the buildings. Nigel laughed at said "you poor no names!" while one of them asked "save me save me I need your love before I fall fall". they were then attacked by 345 again, so Nigel decided to leave
The Russian spammer.
ft Piso, Donna, Cherie, Cherie's daughter, Russians, Sena11
Nigel had been at city1 hanging out with cherie. some bird named "piso" kept asking him "Nigellllll" so he would answer "whatttttt?" but would always get the answer of "nothing." some bird named "sena11", whom Nigel had seen around quite often in the last few weeks, started killing cherie's daughter "petercapoldi311", so Nigel killed sena for this. Sena came back and asked Nigel to stop, while donna asked piso who he was in her usual accusing way. some Russian bird then came on and started spamming the game.
piso started telling Nigel that he was the best, so Nigel asked him why he was saying this, for just a few minutes ago he hated Nigel for calling him "pisso", a name Famousyoutuber made up for piso. Piso told Nigel that he didn't anymore, claiming "it got me over".
Nigel then got bored, so he started egging on the two Russian birds, yelling "aw aw" to mock the noise they made. they obviously didn't like it an started spamming again. after about 5 minute of this, they finally stopped, so Nigel asked what the hell that was. Piso answered "mating", while Nigel told the Russians to speak English before laughing at piso's joke. after about 10 more minute of random Russian gibberish, Nigel lagged the game, and claimed after everyone was gone except cherie and her daughter, "aaaaaah peace and quite. lovely, isn't it?"later. Nigel went to snowscape 2 and found this...
on closer inspection.later ACE IS ABCK!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
was at city 1 some dude named undefined told me to go to hill7 with no questions o_o
h7 nigel undifind dont ask o.o whoa re you.. is aceun o_o. what. the. fu c. ?nigel. is this a joke or somethingnigel. dude, its me. I've been looking everywhere for you, and no ask kyleace. its.. its rlly u?nigel. long time no see damn innternet died!!!!
name of the day!
Nigel was at city1 and met a bird named "ireloa" who told him to go away and kill himself. Nigel asked her what her problem was, asking "did I do something?" so ireloa told him he did, and told him to go kill himself again. ireloa then left, so nigel asked "da f was that?" to some bird named "baby toothless".
he then went to snow 1 and got this..later he met ace again, and some bird named "cotton" made a bird army.
I will update this later***
ft blackwolfghost, Sparkle, Joy-noname, Baby
Nigel was at island 7 that morning with Blackwolfghost, Sparkle and some no name that they called joy. the 3 were arguing over wether you could eat candy or not, for sparkle claimed it caused tooth decay and was bad. Blackwolf was telling them how excited she was for halloween, but sparkle claimed not to celebrate it, while Joy no name agreed, claiming he lived in Indonesia. Nigel told her he liked hallowed, claiming "you get to scare people and get free candy for it, whats not to like?" so sparkle told them she didn't like candy.
they then decided to "become ghosts"(Nigel claimed "yay, lets all commit suicide and become ghosts, woohoo") after black wolf got killed by a bin and changed back to a ghost(she switches between legend and ghost). they had also been chatting about Blackwolf an Sparkle trying to kill each other if one of them disappeared which was how it got brought up(Nigel was asking "is the game really that depressing? everyone ends up trying to kill themselves"). so Nigel used a trash can to die, and changed to "nigelghost" while sparkle stabbed herself while black wolf shot her to make sure she died. black wolf claimed "what, she wanted me to?" after she died. joy no name claimed "I can't take this anymore" so Nigel asked him why, thinking it was about them all dying. joy told them that it was not about them, but because her chick was so big, so Nigel told her "oh, I thought it was because of the fact that we all just committed suicide right in front of you, but oh well, we all have opinions." he then told joy to stop over feeding her chick. - not done more to add|
also some bird named baby showed up acted like Lisha***
not done, Finnish this later.
later he got this.
on October 25, gamevial finally shut down flab3.
"yes Fly Like A Bird 3 has shut down, along with all our other games and our website. we kept our promise on keeping it up for as long as possible, but its time to move on. we are sorry and hope you liked our games. 2008-2017, 9 good years :]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FLAB3'S DEAD.
gamevial didn't keep their promises of keeping flab3 up for 6 to 7 months.
obviously some birds will be mad.
mainly, this guy. ↓
angry swan's edit to gamevials message to Nigel....:
yes Fly Like A Bird 3 has shut down, along with all our other games and our website. we did not keep our promise on keeping it up for as long as possible, but its time to move on (to our basement. we're quite the rapists!). we are not sorry and hope you hated our LameGames. Doo-Doo, 9 crap years :] our company STINKS! IT STINKS!!!!
-Pete the jerk ;]
you said you'd keep it up for 6 -7 months its been 2 wtf.
can you somehow give the game to someone else to run? ik someone who might want to ? < YOU DO?! DO THIS. NOW. I HAVE LIVES TO RUIN!
oh n can you post a message on the flab3 wiki so ppl know that the games officially down?
You...you MONSTERS! How could you! 6 months?!?!? YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF TIME DO YOU?! Guess what else has no concept of time? A ROCK! IT SEEMS THATS WHAT YOU HAVE FOR A BRAIN! Why did you...SIT THE FUCK DOWN! WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD MOVE?!?! *SHOOTS PETE IN BOTH OF HIS FEET 5 TIMES* I've had enough of you! i'll take you and your whole army down at once! I'LL DO IT! LIARS! CHEATERS! IDIOTS! Oh. you were so cheap you couldn't even make a tiny version of fly like a bird 3 with 1 scape and one bird? (swans preferred) Do you know what that is? GREEDY! GET A JOB! ROB A BANK! DO SOMETHING OTHER THEN SITTING AROUND ON YOUR GIGANTIC BOO-TAY PLAYING WITH THE MINDS AND SOULS OF THOUSANDS OF INNOCENTS WHILE YOU LAUGH LIKE A PSYCHOTIC MANIAC AT THE TORTURE AND HEARTBREAK YOU HAVE STRUCK UPON US ALL!!!!! GREEDY PIGS! THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS LYING! WELL GUESS WHAT!? YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN PLAY AT THIS TORTURE GAME! I CAN TIE YOU UP BY YOUR VAGINA/BALLSACK WHILE ANTS PICK APART YOUR SHAMEFUL REMAINS. I'LL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN ONE BY ONE! MAKE ANOTHER GAME! FIX THIS ONE! I see your only job was making these cheap excuses for games and crying "WE'RE BROKE!" and shut them down? right? RIGHT!?!? ANSWER ME! *SLAP* i mean really you could see where you attempted to stitch the ground together. Don't even get me started on the faces of the hunters! You want to know what REAL torture is!?!? well i'll show you! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST! THIS IS NOT OVERRR!!! 2 MONTHS! AHAHAHAA!!! I'LL GET YOUUUU!!! Want to know what your own stomach looks like when it's hanging by a thread in front of your own gouged out eyes!??!?! AHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *RUNS OVER PETE WITH A CAR* FUCK YOU!
flab3 had stopped working the night before, Nigel had asked gamevial on the wiki why, but instead got this.
"There is but one explanation! *SCARY MUSIC PLAYS*
"just stop it angry swan, its not even funny......."
gamevial did break their promises so Ima let angry at them :/
his crap continued on the 26th
Angry the poet
this was on the flab3 wiki this morning.
do you ever wonder
did you ever ponder the fact,
did you ever think
THAT YOU STINK?
they're a shame
they weren't worth it
because you birthed it
we laugh at you
because you're doo-doo
now go fuck(a tree!)
you're a disgrace
how can you show your face?!
nothing but hate
is your fate
you will be carted off
in a crate.
..the next Allen poe. (sarcasm)
he then topped it off with this.